"Bugs and hisses."
How do two skeletons have se*?
They bone each other.
Why can’t a legless skeleton win an argument?
They don’t have a leg to stand on.
Near the town of Hannah Montana people found a dinosaur skeleton.
Scientists identified it as a Mileysaurus.
What's a skeletons favorite activity?
Boning.
What is a 2000 pound skeleton called
A skeleTon.
What do you call a funny bone?
A humerus.
What is a skeleton’s favorite plant?
A bone-zai tree.
What do you call a skeleton who lies?
A phoney-ba-boney.
Why can’t a group of skeletons ever get anything done?
It’s a skeleton crew.
What is a skeleton's favorite musical instrument?
The xylobone.
How do you know if a spine finds you funny?
It starts cracking up.
No body has ever won a skeleton race.
"Bone to be wild."
"I would make a skeleton joke, but you wouldn't find it very
humerus."
Why was the skeleton stupid?
He was a numskull.
What did the skeleton bring to the potluck?
Spare ribs.
"Let's have some skele-fun."
I need to stop being such a numbskull.
Why do skeletons get sick on windy days?
It goes right through them.
Why are skeletons such bad liars?
Everyone can see right through them.
What did one skeleton wrestler say to the other?
You better watch out for my special move. It will verta-break your back!
"Some people have no guts."
"Laughing 'til I'm coffin."
"You can't skele-run from my skele-puns."
Why aren’t skeletons good at poker?
You can see right through them.
Why didn’t one skeleton want to look at the other skeleton?
He didn’t have the stomach for it.
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Because he didn't have the guts.
Why does the skeleton wear skinny jeans?
Because it’s got a marrow waistline.
How do you greet a skeleton in france?
"Bonejour."
My favourite jokes are skeleton puns
Why? I find them humorous.
What’s a skeletons favorite wrestling event?
A rib cage match.
What does a skeleton play in a band?
A Trom-Bone.