What do you say when you go to a dinner with a bunch of osteopathologists?
Bone appetit!
How do you greet a skeleton in france?
"Bonejour."
Why did the skeleton start a fight?
He had a bone to pick.
Why can’t a legless skeleton win an argument?
They don’t have a leg to stand on.
Why do skeletons get sick on windy days?
It goes right through them.
"Lazy bones."
My cranium is empty. I'm running bone-dry here.
What did the doctor tell the skeleton who wanted to donate his body to science?
Spine on the dotted line.
"No body won the skeleton race."
Why does a skeleton always tell the truth?
He wants tibia honest.
Where do you learn about bones?
Osteoclasst.
Why was the skeleton stupid?
He was a numskull.
Why didn’t one skeleton want to look at the other skeleton?
He didn’t have the stomach for it.
"Bone to be wild."
Why was the skeleton so lonely?
He had no body.
Why did the skeleton go to the daycare?
To get his Kidneys.
What did one skeleton wrestler say to the other?
You better watch out for my special move. It will verta-break your back!
What’s the coolest part of a skeleton?
The hip.
What is a skeleton’s favorite plant?
A bone-zai tree.
I need to stop being such a numbskull.
Why are bones so calm?
Nothing gets under their skin.
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Because he didn't have the guts.
"Do you play the trom-bone?"
What's a skeletons favorite activity?
Boning.
How do a group of skeletons drive to work?
In the carpal lane.
"Bugs and hisses."
Why couldn’t the skeleton get out of bed?
He was bone tired.
What is a skeleton's favorite musical instrument?
The xylobone.
Why couldn't the skeleton get a date to the dance?
He doesn't have the heart to ask anyone out.
Why do skeletons never move?
Because they have too much Skelatonin.
Why did the skeleton cross the road?
To get to the body shop.
How do you know if a spine finds you funny?
It starts cracking up.
What is a skeletons favorite meal?
Anything with Ribs.
