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masturbation Jokes

masturbation Jokes and more.
Drum Puns
We caught the drummer of our band masturbating over his drum kit...
I guess the pervert thinks of them as s*x cymbals.
Nurse Puns
I applied to be a sperm donor recently and the nurse asked me if I could masturbate in the cup.
I told her I’ve done it a few times before but I don’t know if I’m ready to compete in a tournament.
Jokes For Women
What do you call a man who cries while he masturbates? A tearjerker.