Roses are red violets are blue jokes

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, these made us laugh, as they will for you!

Roses are red violets are blue jokes

Roses are red,
Violets are too,
I’m colorblind,
What about you?
Roses are red
I have a phone
Nobody texts me
Forever Alone.
Roses are red
violets are violet.
Here is my number
why don’t you dial it?
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Sorry to say,
I’m not into you.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I’m unoriginal,
This is all I can do.
Roses are red,
But violets aren’t blue,
They’re purple, you dope,
Now go get a clue.
Roses are red,
I’m going to bed.
Roses are red,
Pizza sauce is too,
I ordered a large one,
I’m not sharing with you.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Look at me again,
It will be the end of you
Roses are blue
And violets are red,
Please reverse,
What I just said.
Roses aren’t red,
Violets are gray,
Ever since I looked at the sun,
It's been a bad day.
Roses are red,
The earth is wide,
You’d look much better,
With me by your side.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
But I wouldn’t know,
I don’t get them from you.
Roses are red,
violets are blue,
I was born smart,
What happened to you?!
Roses are red,
Facebook is blue.
No mutual friends,
Who in the world are you?
Roses are red
Violets are blue
tl;dr
They differ in hue.
Roses are red,
I have a phone,
Nobody texts me,
Forever Alone.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I can’t rhyme,
Banana
Roses are brown
Violets are brown
Who crapped in my garden?
Roses are red
Violets are blue,
Coffee is bitter
And so are you.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
White wine costs less,
Than dinner for two.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Who is your Daddy,
And what does he do?
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I said it was me,
It was actually you.