Roses are red,
Foxes are clever,
I like your butt,
Can I touch it forever?
Roses are red,
Violets are too,
I’m colorblind,
What about you?
Roses are red
violets are violet.
Here is my number
why don’t you dial it?
Roses are red
I have a phone
Nobody texts me
Forever Alone.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
But I wouldn’t know,
I don’t get them from you.
Roses aren’t red,
Violets are gray,
Ever since I looked at the sun,
It's been a bad day.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Look at me again,
It will be the end of you
Roses are red
Violets are blue
tl;dr
They differ in hue.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I’d rather be single,
Than with someone like you
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Your phone is smart,
So why aren’t you?
Roses are red,
Pizza sauce is too,
I ordered a large one,
I’m not sharing with you.
Roses are green,
Violets are blue,
I’m colorblind.
Roses are red,
Relationships are tough,
The reason I love you,
Is we hate the same stuff.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Sugar is sweet,
And so are you.
The roses have wilted,
The violets are dead,
The sugar bowl is empty,
And so is your head.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
White wine costs less,
Than dinner for two.
Roses are red,
The earth is wide,
You’d look much better,
With me by your side.
Roses are red, Roses are blue
Depending on their velocity relative to you
Roses are red
violets are blue.
I hate poems
even more than I hate you.
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Brown is the color
Of elephant poo.
Roses are red
that much is true.
But violets are purple
not freaking blue.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I'm wearing my mask
why aren't you?
Roses are red, violets are blue.
I have Alzheimer’s Disease, Cheese on toast.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
You thought this was a love poem,
Now the joke is on you.