What do you see? [Nothing]. That’s my life without you.
You: Can I borrow a quarter?
She: why? (if she says sure or something else get her to ask you why).
You: so I can call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams.
Roses are red, violets are blue. I’m missing half of my heart and so are you.
Dr. Phil says that I am afraid of a commitment. Do you want to prove him wrong?
How was Heaven when you left it?
I know, I’ll never have a chance with you but will you give me a chance to hear an angel talk?
Excuse me...Hi, I'm writing an essay on the finer things in life, and I was wondering if I could interview you.
My life is so sad and lonley (why) because you're not in it.
(give a dozen plastic roses) "I'll stop loving you, when these roses die.
You’re pretty and I’m damn cute. If we’re together, we would be pretty cute.
I know somebody who likes you but if I weren’t so shy I would tell you who.
I always get cuts and bruises because every single day, minute and second i keep on falling in love with you.
"If kisses were snowflakes, I'd send you a blizzard."
Your heart stops when you sneeze. Kind of like what happens when I think of you.
I'm no organ donor, but I'd be happy to give you my heart.
You’re as sweet as a flower, and not a daisy goes by when I don’t think of you.
If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I would be holding a galaxy.
May I have the distinguished honor and privilege of sitting next to you?
Your fragrance lights up my life.
I am not your first love, but I would love to be the last.
Hi, Cupid just called. He wanted me to tell you that he needs my heart back. Would you do that?
I’ll bring you roses to our first date so that they can see how beautiful you are.
If you were a flower, I would pick you.
Boy: (Mimicking the sound of an ambulance) Girl: Why are you doing that? Boy: It’s the ambulance. The paramedics are coming to pick me up after I saw you, my heart just stopped.
Can you feel our love blossoming into a stable relationship?
Darling, I never want you to leaf me.
I can die happily now because I have just seen a piece of heaven.
Hey, do you still remember me? Oh, that’s right. We only met in my dreams.
If you wake up in a RED room, with no windows or doors, don't be alarmed, you're just in my heart.
You’re so beautiful you make me want to bloom.
Has anyone ever told you that your eyes are as clear as crystal? Because I can see straight into your soul.
I'll put a tear drop in the ocean. When you find it is when I'll stop loving you.
I hope you know CPR because you take my breath away.
Are you an angle? Because you're so acute.
Do you know what I did last night? I looked up at the stars, and matched each one with a reason why I love you.
You must be Gisele Bundchen’s twin sister. You know the one no one talks about because she’s more beautiful than Gisele.
I was so amazed by your beauty that I had to run to the wall over there. So, I need to get your number and name to claim my insurance.
Oh gosh gal your eyes look like falling stars.
If beauty were time, you'd be an eternity.
If I had to choose between breathing and loving you, I'd take my last breath to say "I Love You".
Roses are red, violets are blue. My heart began to beat when I first saw you.
Honestly, I really lilac you.
Everything about you is perfect except one thing, you aren't married to me.
Hey, is your name daisy? Because I can’t resist the urge to plant you right over my heart.
You must be a magician, because every time I look at you, everyone else disappears.
Girl, your really good at this catch and release thing. Every time I catch my breath around you, you make me lose it again.
I wish I was one of your tears, so I could be born in your eyes, run down your cheek, and die on your lips.
(On a rainy day) I figured out why the sky was grey today...all the blue is in your eyes.
There’s only one thing I want to change about you, and that’s your last name.
Your hold on my heart is perennial, I’ll keep coming back always.