I was walking along when I saw a pile of dog sh** on the side of the street, a little further on I saw an identical one.
That was a crazy deja poo.
Dung beetle walks into a bar....
"Is this stool taken?"
How do people take a dump when, well, nobody gives a s**t?
"Is it the tar that smells like farts?"
"No, it was your asphalt"
I was walking down the road and slipped on some dog poo. Someone came up behind me and slipped as well. Trying to sympathize, I said "I just did that!"
They slapped me and said "use the toilet next time"
What makes it okay for bats to just poop wherever they want?
For a bat, every room is the batroom.
Why did the baker go to the toilet?
Because he kneaded a poo.
What kind of doctor checks ghost poo?
A ghost-roenterologist.
If a clown farts...
Does it smell funny?
I've stopped paying $6 for sham poo
After all, I make my own DIY genuine poo every morning.
what's the best day of the week to poop?
saTURDay.
I couldn't tell if the dog truly had to poop or if he was just faking it to go outside.
Turns out he was full of s**t.
I like telling fart jokes.
They are tough to hold in.
Why was the dung beetle mad at the store clerk?
Because the clerk sold him shampoo.
What do you call someone who acts like a piece of fish poop?
A bassturd.
Why shouldn’t you fart on elevators?
It’s wrong on so many levels.
Never fart in an apple store
They don't have windows.
I’ve been working on my poop art recently...
It’s pretty sh**.
What do you call a turd made by the captain of a vessel?
The Captain's Log
I asked the kids to pickup the dog poo out the back
They did a crap job.
How would you call a tutle's poo?
Turdle.
All farts...are laughing gas.
Scientists have just discovered a fossilized Dinosaur fart...
They say it’s a blast from the past!
Dung Beetles know how to keep their sh** together.
Cut a piece of poo into three pieces today.
Now I have turds.
People who pretends to never go taking a dump are full of sh**.
Where does Batman go to take a dump?
To the batroom of course!
The scariest day of my life was when we ran into a bear taking a dump inside our campsite.
That sh** was in
Why does no one react when the Queen farts?
Because it’s a Noble Gas!
What do you call a person who starts their own cow poop business?
An entre-manure.
I was at the doctor, complaining about constipation. The doc seemed upset with me. He said,
"You don't give a s**t, do you?"