Flat-Earthers hate the fact our planet is spherical, whereas Asgard is flat.
It's a Thor subject for them.
What do planets like to read?
Comet books.
What is the best way to observe the two planets between Jupiter and Neptune?
Saturn Uranus.
When a planet dies, does it get an orbituary?
Did you know milk is the fastest liquid on the planet?
It's pasteurized before you see it.
I telephoned the tennis star Serena Williams for an interview and asked her, “What’s your favourite planet?”
Her: It’s Venus.
Me: Sorry Venus, would you put Serena on the phone?