Planet Puns

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Planet Puns

Where can you read about planets exploding?
In the orbituaries.
What is the angriest place on Earth?
Ire-land
Why does the earth appreciate the moon so much?
It keeps the oceans tidy.
The earth's rotation really makes my day.
What makes politicians and planets similar?
They both take up space.
Elon Musk is now the richest person on the planet.
Space X has really taken off this past year.