Flat-Earthers hate the fact our planet is spherical, whereas Asgard is flat.
It's a Thor subject for them.
What type of songs do planets sing?
Nep-Tunes.
How do planets staying busy during hunting season?
By shooting stars.
What do planets like to read?
Comet books.
Last evening I walked up the hill in the park to see the planets. Stumbled over a lip in the concrete and went down pretty hard. Ripped pants and skinned hands and knees. When I got to the top I couldn't see a thing.
The view was NOT worth the trip.
I don’t get why people buy into the flat earth theory.
I mean, the arguments for it aren’t exactly well rounded.