What do you call the Earth when it is quaking?
Shakesphere.
Did you know milk is the fastest liquid on the planet?
It's pasteurized before you see it.
When a planet dies, does it get an orbituary?
Flat-Earthers hate the fact our planet is spherical, whereas Asgard is flat.
It's a Thor subject for them.
What makes politicians and planets similar?
They both take up space.
I've finally started to believe that Pluto is not really a planet...
Especially when I saw him in a cartoon.