Physics Pick Up Lines

If you use these pick-up lines, don't be surprised if things get physical!

Physics Pick Up Lines

Not even Fahrenheit, Celsius, or Kelvin can measure how hot you are!
You must have been born in an open cluster because you shine as if you were a young star.
Could you tell me the oxidation state of this atom and your phone number?
According to the second law of thermodynamics, you’re supposed to share your hotness with me.
All I want is to fill that vacuum in your heart.
According to Newton’s law of universal gravitation, If I’m attracted to you, then you’re attracted to me.
Your gravitational pull is irresistible!
Do you live on Mars? ‘Cause, you look out of this world.
Like the ideal vacuum, you’re the only thing in my universe.
I’m not an astronomer, but I still promise to give you the sun, moon, and stars.
Are we going to do some gravity experiments? Okay, let’s test how fast I would free fall for you.
My love for you is like the universe… never-ending!
I feel an attraction between the two of us that is more than just our physical gravitation.
If you were a laser, you'd be set on stunning.
You are such a perfect arrangement of atoms.
Are you a singularity? Not only are you attractive, but the closer I get to you, the faster time seems to slip by.
Wanna dance? I can really put your inertia in motion.
You seem to be traveling at the speed of light because time always seems to stop when I look at you.
You be the battery, I’ll be the aluminum foil and together we’ll light up the world.
I think you might be a star because I can’t stop orbiting around you.
Just like a blue supergiant star, you’re exceedingly hot and extremely bright.
If there was no gravity on this planet, I would still fall for you.
You must be vaporizing from a solid-state because I think you are absolutely sublime.
Is your nickname Mercury? Cause you look habitable.
Woah, that attractive field of yours is pulling me in! By any chance, are you a Van de Graaff generator?
I’m attracted to you like the earth is attracted to the sun – with a large force inversely proportional to the distance squared.
I'm attracted to you like the Earth is attracted to the Sun - with a large force inversely proportional to the distance squared.
Are you a centripetal force? Because you make my world go round.
Are you the moon? Because even when it’s dark you still seem to shine.
You’ve been here for short while, but my heart is beating really fast and I can feel some surface tension between us.
You must be from the cosmos because your body is heavenly.
The direction fields of my heart all point to you.
Hey, want to get together sometime since we both have unpaired electrons?