Physics Pick Up Lines

If you use these pick-up lines, don't be surprised if things get physical!

Physics Pick Up Lines

If you were a laser, you'd be set on stunning.
Are you a centripetal force? Because you make my world go round.
You seem to be traveling at the speed of light because time always seems to stop when I look at you.
I’m attracted to you like the earth is attracted to the sun – with a large force inversely proportional to the distance squared.
Not even Fahrenheit, Celsius, or Kelvin can measure how hot you are!
Wanna dance? I can really put your inertia in motion.
Your gravitational pull is irresistible!
According to Newton’s law of universal gravitation, If I’m attracted to you, then you’re attracted to me.
According to the second law of thermodynamics, you’re supposed to share your hotness with me.
Could you tell me the oxidation state of this atom and your phone number?
You must be from the cosmos because your body is heavenly.
You must have been born in an open cluster because you shine as if you were a young star.
I’m not an astronomer, but I still promise to give you the sun, moon, and stars.
All I want is to fill that vacuum in your heart.
I'm attracted to you like the Earth is attracted to the Sun - with a large force inversely proportional to the distance squared.
If there was no gravity on this planet, I would still fall for you.
My love for you is like the universe… never-ending!
Like the ideal vacuum, you’re the only thing in my universe.
You must be vaporizing from a solid-state because I think you are absolutely sublime.
Are you the moon? Because even when it’s dark you still seem to shine.
Just like a blue supergiant star, you’re exceedingly hot and extremely bright.
Are we going to do some gravity experiments? Okay, let’s test how fast I would free fall for you.
You be the battery, I’ll be the aluminum foil and together we’ll light up the world.
You are such a perfect arrangement of atoms.
You’ve been here for short while, but my heart is beating really fast and I can feel some surface tension between us.
Is your nickname Mercury? Cause you look habitable.
The direction fields of my heart all point to you.
Woah, that attractive field of yours is pulling me in! By any chance, are you a Van de Graaff generator?
I feel an attraction between the two of us that is more than just our physical gravitation.
Are you a singularity? Not only are you attractive, but the closer I get to you, the faster time seems to slip by.
Hey, want to get together sometime since we both have unpaired electrons?
Do you live on Mars? ‘Cause, you look out of this world.
I think you might be a star because I can’t stop orbiting around you.