Clean water is like password
Not everyone has access to it.
I created a presentation on my computer but didn't use password protection...
Now it has visual aids.
Was going to change my password to MilkyTea but apparently that's too weak.
What do hackers do on a boat?
Phishing.
It's okay password...
...I'm insecure too...
Why can't you use beef stew as a password?
Because it's not stroganoff.
Why do you need a password to make a camp fire?
So you can log in.
My email password has been hacked again
That's the third time I've had to rename the cat.
Apparently my password needs to be capitals only so I've changed it to LONDONMADRIDROME.
*Creating password*
"MTWTFSS_MTWTFSS"
ERROR: [Password two week]
How do you come up with a secure password to protect yourself against hackers?
Just make it the last 10 digits of pi.
Today I Learned I should NOT have my password be the name of my cat.
I then turned to my cat and said, "Well, wJ:cg/v&A;6BTt, I guess it's back to the drawing board."
My wifi password is the cat's birthday month
Feb-paw-hairy
Apparently Dracula sets up a password for every website so he can click on Your Account.
In an attempt to deter computer hackers I've changed all my passwords to 'Brazil Nut'
That will be a hard one to crack.
Changed all my passwords to Kenny.
Now all I have are Kenny Loggins.
Don't use the word "EGG" for your password...
It's very easily cracked.
I changed my password to "incorrect". So whenever I forget what it is the computer will say "Your password is incorrect".
Changed my password to fortnight but apparently that's two week.
I used to store motivational quotes that I found online, onto the cloud, for whenever I needed some inspiration.
Unfortunately I forgot the password for my Google account.
I have no Drive.
I got a asked to leave karaoke night for singing "Danger Zone" seven times in a row. I had exceeded the allowed number of Loggins attempts.
The computer said my password needed at least eight characters and at least one number, so I changed it to Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.
It doesn't matter if my wife tells me Im not mature
Im not going to let her enter my tree house without the right password.
What do you call a program that uses every possible combination to crack a password?
A battering R.A.M.
Asked the librarian rather loudly for the wifi password. He said "Sshhhhhh!" I asked "is that all lower case?"
I was at a funeral & asked the priest for the WiFi password
"Have some respect for the dead!" he said
I replied "Is that all lower case?"