Math Pick Up Lines

Cute and funny math pick-up lines galore!

Math Pick Up Lines

Baby, you’re like a student and I am like a math book, you solve all my problems.
If we are both math majors, then why is there so much chemistry between us?
If we were binary, you’d be the one for me.
I was supposed to solve for X. I am so glad that I found U instead.
I can figure out the square root of any number in less than 10 seconds. What? You don’t believe me? Well, then, let’s try it with your phone number.
Girl, if I am epsilon, will you be my delta?
Hi, I hear you’re good at algebra… Will you replace my X without asking Y?
My love for you is like dividing by zero… It can’t be defined!
The square root of all my fantasies is you.
Are you a 45-degree angle, because you’re perfect.
I hear you don’t like fractions. So will you let me be your other half?
Girl, we must be a bipartite graph, because I just thought of an efficient algorithm for finding an optimal matching for the two of us.
I’m a 30-60-90 triangle and you’re a 40-40-90 triangle – we’re just right for each other.
Without you, I’m like a null set… Empty.
I’m more interested in you than the Fundamental Theorem of Calculus.
Do you want to cosine on a mortgage with me?
You're embarrassed by my dense pickup lines? OK, I won't continuum. I'll be more discrete.
My feelings for you have grown exponentially.
Will you be the perimeter to my world?
If you were a function, then you’d be my asymptote ’cause I always tend toward you!
As I only have two factors, I’m the prime candidate for you.
My love is like a fractal. It goes on forever!