You are the square to my root.
Without you, I’m like a null set… Empty.
I’m more interested in you than the Fundamental Theorem of Calculus.
Date me and all of your problems will be polygone.
I know my math. And you’ve got one significant figure!
I sure hope you know set theory, ’cause I wanna intersect and union with you.
I’m not being obtuse, you are acute girl.
I less than three you.
Hey girl…
Can I call-cu-later?
Will you integrate with me? I will differentiate whoever comes in our way.
Do you like math? No? Me neither. In fact, the only number I care about is yours.
Do you want to cosine on a mortgage with me?
Give me just a FRACTION of your heart and I will SOLVE all of your problems.
Without you, I’d disintegrate.
If four plus four equals eight, then me plus you equals fate.
How about I perform a sort on your variables, and you can analyze my performance? If I were sin2x and you were cos2x, together we’d be ONE!
If you were a function, then you’d be my asymptote ’cause I always tend toward you!
Are you p>0.5, because I’d never reject you.
My love is like a fractal. It goes on forever!
Hi, I hear you’re good at algebra… Will you replace my X without asking Y?
Why don’t we use some Fourier analysis on our relationship and reduce to a series of simple periodic functions?
My love for you is like an exponential curve. It’s unbounded.
You are sweeter than 3.14.
Will you be the perimeter to my world?
Your beauty is like Pi, never-ending.
If we are both math majors, then why is there so much chemistry between us?
You have one compact set.
I hear you don’t like fractions. So will you let me be your other half?
My feelings for you have grown exponentially.
I memorized the first 300 digits of pi. If you gave me the 7 digits of your phone number, I could memorize them too.
Baby, you’re like a student and I am like a math book, you solve all my problems.
I=f(U), I can't function without you.
Yo baby, you want to see me solve a quadratic?
You must be a 90º angle. ‘Cause, you’re looking right!
Are you the square root of -100? Because you’re a solid 10 but too good to be real!
Are you a 45-degree angle, because you’re perfect.
My love for you is like dividing by zero… It can’t be defined!
I heard you like math, so what’s the sum of U+Me?
If we were binary, you’d be the one for me.
I can figure out the square root of any number in less than 10 seconds. What? You don’t believe me? Well, then, let’s try it with your phone number.
Your body has the nicest arc length I have ever seen.
I was supposed to solve for X. I am so glad that I found U instead.
Hey girl… Can I call-cu-later?
You have changed my world to polar coordinates. Complex and imaginary things now have a magnitude and direction.
As I only have two factors, I’m the prime candidate for you.
Girl, if I am epsilon, will you be my delta?
Girl, we must be a bipartite graph, because I just thought of an efficient algorithm for finding an optimal matching for the two of us.
The square root of all my fantasies is you.
Are you good at math? Can you help me solve for x? X = your number.
I’m a 30-60-90 triangle and you’re a 40-40-90 triangle – we’re just right for each other.