You must be a 90º angle. ‘Cause, you’re looking right!
Date me and all of your problems will be polygone.
Give me just a FRACTION of your heart and I will SOLVE all of your problems.
Girl, we must be a bipartite graph, because I just thought of an efficient algorithm for finding an optimal matching for the two of us.
If you were a function, then you’d be my asymptote ’cause I always tend toward you!
Are you p>0.5, because I’d never reject you.
Are you good at math? Can you help me solve for x? X = your number.
My love for you is like an exponential curve. It’s unbounded.
If we were binary, you’d be the one for me.
Will you be the perimeter to my world?
Why don’t we use some Fourier analysis on our relationship and reduce to a series of simple periodic functions?
You have changed my world to polar coordinates. Complex and imaginary things now have a magnitude and direction.
My love for you is like dividing by zero… It can’t be defined!
I hear you don’t like fractions. So will you let me be your other half?
Are you a 45-degree angle, because you’re perfect.
Yo baby, you want to see me solve a quadratic?
Your body has the nicest arc length I have ever seen.
Girl, if I am epsilon, will you be my delta?
You are sweeter than 3.14.
Without you, I’d disintegrate.
If four plus four equals eight, then me plus you equals fate.
I=f(U), I can't function without you.
I memorized the first 300 digits of pi. If you gave me the 7 digits of your phone number, I could memorize them too.
You are the square to my root.
I heard you like math, so what’s the sum of U+Me?
Do you like math? No? Me neither. In fact, the only number I care about is yours.
I’m a 30-60-90 triangle and you’re a 40-40-90 triangle – we’re just right for each other.
Hi, I hear you’re good at algebra… Will you replace my X without asking Y?
You have one compact set.
I know my math. And you’ve got one significant figure!
I’m a fraction – be my other half.
My feelings for you have grown exponentially.
Will you integrate with me? I will differentiate whoever comes in our way.
My love is like a fractal. It goes on forever!
I less than three you.
I’m more interested in you than the Fundamental Theorem of Calculus.
If we are both math majors, then why is there so much chemistry between us?
Your beauty is like Pi, never-ending.
Are you the square root of -100? Because you’re a solid 10 but too good to be real!
Without you, I’m like a null set… Empty.
The square root of all my fantasies is you.
I sure hope you know set theory, ’cause I wanna intersect and union with you.
Hey girl…
Can I call-cu-later?
As I only have two factors, I’m the prime candidate for you.
Hey girl… Can I call-cu-later?
How about I perform a sort on your variables, and you can analyze my performance? If I were sin2x and you were cos2x, together we’d be ONE!
Do you want to cosine on a mortgage with me?
Baby, you’re like a student and I am like a math book, you solve all my problems.
I was supposed to solve for X. I am so glad that I found U instead.
You're embarrassed by my dense pickup lines? OK, I won't continuum. I'll be more discrete.