Why don’t we use some Fourier analysis on our relationship and reduce to a series of simple periodic functions?
I=f(U), I can't function without you.
If four plus four equals eight, then me plus you equals fate.
The square root of all my fantasies is you.
Hey girl…
Can I call-cu-later?
Do you want to cosine on a mortgage with me?
Baby, you’re like a student and I am like a math book, you solve all my problems.
I hear you don’t like fractions. So will you let me be your other half?
Your body has the nicest arc length I have ever seen.
Date me and all of your problems will be polygone.
I can figure out the square root of any number in less than 10 seconds. What? You don’t believe me? Well, then, let’s try it with your phone number.
I memorized the first 300 digits of pi. If you gave me the 7 digits of your phone number, I could memorize them too.
Are you the square root of -100? Because you’re a solid 10 but too good to be real!
Are you good at math? Can you help me solve for x? X = your number.
You have changed my world to polar coordinates. Complex and imaginary things now have a magnitude and direction.
Are you p>0.5, because I’d never reject you.
I was supposed to solve for X. I am so glad that I found U instead.
You must be a 90º angle. ‘Cause, you’re looking right!
My love for you is like an exponential curve. It’s unbounded.
I sure hope you know set theory, ’cause I wanna intersect and union with you.
You have one compact set.
Without you, I’d disintegrate.
As I only have two factors, I’m the prime candidate for you.
Will you integrate with me? I will differentiate whoever comes in our way.
I’m a fraction – be my other half.
My feelings for you have grown exponentially.
I’m not being obtuse, you are acute girl.
You are the square to my root.
If we were binary, you’d be the one for me.
Hey girl… Can I call-cu-later?
Girl, if I am epsilon, will you be my delta?
Do you like math? No? Me neither. In fact, the only number I care about is yours.
I know my math. And you’ve got one significant figure!
Hi, I hear you’re good at algebra… Will you replace my X without asking Y?
I heard you like math, so what’s the sum of U+Me?
Are you a 45-degree angle, because you’re perfect.
If we are both math majors, then why is there so much chemistry between us?
I less than three you.
Give me just a FRACTION of your heart and I will SOLVE all of your problems.
Your beauty is like Pi, never-ending.
Will you be the perimeter to my world?
I’m a 30-60-90 triangle and you’re a 40-40-90 triangle – we’re just right for each other.
How about I perform a sort on your variables, and you can analyze my performance? If I were sin2x and you were cos2x, together we’d be ONE!
Without you, I’m like a null set… Empty.
I’m more interested in you than the Fundamental Theorem of Calculus.
Yo baby, you want to see me solve a quadratic?
You're embarrassed by my dense pickup lines? OK, I won't continuum. I'll be more discrete.
Girl, we must be a bipartite graph, because I just thought of an efficient algorithm for finding an optimal matching for the two of us.
My love for you is like dividing by zero… It can’t be defined!
My love is like a fractal. It goes on forever!