Mall Pick Up Lines

The funniest mall pick up lines in existence!

Mall Pick Up Lines

Want to go shopping? Today only there's a special deal: 30% off on my heart!
Are you good at finding things? Because I think you may have found my heart. Also, I don't know which zone I parked my car into so I need help with that too. Thanks!
Excuse me! Do you know where’s the Victoria's Secret shop in this mall? You look like one of their models!
I heard they just opened up a new Lego store. Let's see if we can't build something together!
Did you know this mall has a movie theater? I just saw a preview of our life together. Looks pretty good!
Are you the Godiva store? Because you seem sweet and way too fancy for me.
Did you hear that? They're playing our future song on the speakers!
I'm going to have to get a security guard because you're trying to steal my heart.
I just tossed a penny into the fountain, want to make my wish come true?
Hey I need a female opinion - what do you think would look better on me, this or this?
If you look at the map of my heart, it says 'You are here.'
When you're around, every mall is a sky mall.
For that special cashier:
Since you're checking me out why don't we go to the movies?
Hey girl, did you know I'm a cashier?
Because I'm totally checking you out.