Literary Pick Up Lines

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Literary Pick Up Lines

We could make such a beautiful library together.
Is your name Ariel? Because I think we mermaid for each other.
Hey cutie, I Sense you have a lot of Sensibility. Was that too Austen-tatious of me to point out?
I can tell that you're a fan of Confucius, 'cause everything about you is rite.
"You are adorable, mademoiselle. I study your feet with the microscope and your soul with the telescope."
― Victor Hugo, Les Misérables
Are you that one more chapter? You keep me awake most of the time.
Did I just step into an E. M. Forster novel? Because any room with you in it is A Room with a View.
If it was 1984, and I was Big Brother, I'd only watch you.
I don't mean to brag, but I'm one of the fastest speed-readers in the tri-county area.
You’re like a dictionary—you add meaning to my life.
Baby, you're so hot it's got to be at least Fahrenheit 451 in here.
Hey, baby, you’re not Paradise Lost, you’re Paradise Regained.
"I want to do with you what spring does with the cherry trees."
― Pablo Neruda, Twenty Love Poems and A Song of Despair
I want to read you from cover to cover.
Girl, it would be both a Crime and a Punishment if you don't let me take you out.
Call me Ishmael. Or just call me.
"Don't ever think I fell for you, or fell over you. I didn't fall in love, I rose in it."
― Toni Morrison, Jazz
Are you a bookmark? Because I keep rereading the pages you are on!
Is your name Scarlett? Because when I saw you my heart was gone with the wind.
I like books, you like books, why don't we start writing the story of us?
Why would you Mary Shelley when you could marry me?
Are you a classic? Because my love for you is timeless.
Are you an audiobook? Because I want to listen to you forever.
"Do I love you? My god, if your love were a grain of sand, mine would be a universe of beaches."
— William Goldman, The Princess Bride
I was reading the book of numbers yesterday, and I realized I don’t have yours.
I believe in The Importance of Being Earnest, so I'm just going to say it: I'm Wilde about you.
Has anyone ever told you that you look like an ancient Chinese scroll? Because I can't stop looking you up and down.
I love analyzing texts, but you haven't sent me any.
I know I’m not supposed to judge a book by its cover, but one glance at you and I’m already interested.
Girl, it makes sense and sensibility for us to go out.
Are you Charlotte Brönte? Because you're a breath of fresh Eyre.
Charles Dickens might have given you Great Expectations, but I can meet them.
You must be a library book because I can’t stop checking you out.
I could say that I wandered lonely as a cloud before I met you, but what are these Wordsworth if you won't go out with me?
You feel like that old book tucked away in a corner – one look at it still makes my heart skip a beat.
Excuse me, could you point me toward the Self-Help section? I need some advice on how to approach a gorgeous guy in a bookstore without seeming creepy.
I'd spend Tuesdays with Morrie, but baby, I'd spend every day with you.
Are you an overdue book? Because you have fine written all over you!
Why settle for metaphors? How about I turn that simile into a smile?
I'm no Jane, but I'd Eyre on the side of saying I think you're beautiful.
You must be a narrative hook. Because you’re stuck in my mind.