If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put ‘U’ and ‘I’ together.
Do you like interjections? YES? NO! GOOD!
I heard kissing is the language of love so...
Do you wanna start a conversation?
Girl, are you an adjective? Cause you should come first every day.
I would like to end this sentence with a proposition.
I know the difference between "less" and "fewer," but don't worry, you won't have to ask me for either of them.
Is it hot in here or did you just use 'whom' correctly?
It will be a habitual action for me to offer you a simple present.
I would never precede you with "which," baby, because you are essential to this clause.
Baby, I'm a dependent clause, and all I need is you.
There are 21 letters in the alphabet right? Oh wait, I forgot u, r, a, q, t.
Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be fine print.
I wish I was a pronoun so I could be the direct object of your affection!
You don’t look like such a proper noun to me.
I may study semantics, but you're what gives my life meaning.
I don’t know how to spell beautiful. all I know is without u, it’s impossible.
It’s a good thing I have my library card because I am totally checking you out.
Have you seen any linking verbs around here? Because you are my complement and I want to connect.
Do you wanna go to a restaurant?
You can't spell “menu” without me and u.
With conjunctions, you and I can be together.
Girl, you must be a possessive pronoun because I think you're mine.
If you were a sentence, I'd be the punctuation mark because I'd always follow you no matter what.
You are the object of my preposition.
Can I call you "whom"? Because you're the object — of my affections.
I know "Good Morning" in 5 different languages
Which do you want to hear tomorrow?
Without you, I feel like a fragment. Incomplete.
There are approximately 1,010,300 words in the English language.
But I could never string together enough words to properly express how beautiful you are.
Hey, so how do you spell your name?
OK, and how do you spell your number?
I’m no adjective; I would never want to modify you.
Can you do sign language?
I wish I knew how to sign because I don't think any spoken words can describe how beautiful you are.
You're so amazing that I always use the partitive genitive when I talk about you.
Are you a verb? Because you look a little tense, but I can put you in the mood.