Funny Language Pick Up Lines

These language pick up lines will help you find the right words to make your crush smile.

Funny Language Pick Up Lines

You don’t look like such a proper noun to me.
Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be fine print.
It’s a good thing I have my library card because I am totally checking you out.
Hey, so how do you spell your name?
OK, and how do you spell your number?
With conjunctions, you and I can be together.
I don’t know how to spell beautiful. all I know is without u, it’s impossible.
I know "Good Morning" in 5 different languages
Which do you want to hear tomorrow?
It will be a habitual action for me to offer you a simple present.
I heard kissing is the language of love so...
Do you wanna start a conversation?
If you were a sentence, I'd be the punctuation mark because I'd always follow you no matter what.
Baby, I'm a dependent clause, and all I need is you.
Have you seen any linking verbs around here? Because you are my complement and I want to connect.
Can you do sign language?
I wish I knew how to sign because I don't think any spoken words can describe how beautiful you are.
Do you like interjections? YES? NO! GOOD!
Can I call you "whom"? Because you're the object — of my affections.
I know the difference between "less" and "fewer," but don't worry, you won't have to ask me for either of them.
Without you, I feel like a fragment. Incomplete.
There are approximately 1,010,300 words in the English language.
But I could never string together enough words to properly express how beautiful you are.
You're so amazing that I always use the partitive genitive when I talk about you.
Is it hot in here or did you just use 'whom' correctly?
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put ‘U’ and ‘I’ together.
I may study semantics, but you're what gives my life meaning.
Do you wanna go to a restaurant?
You can't spell “menu” without me and u.
Girl, are you an adjective? Cause you should come first every day.
Girl, you must be a possessive pronoun because I think you're mine.
I would like to end this sentence with a proposition.
Are you a verb? Because you look a little tense, but I can put you in the mood.
I would never precede you with "which," baby, because you are essential to this clause.
I wish I was a pronoun so I could be the direct object of your affection!
There are 21 letters in the alphabet right? Oh wait, I forgot u, r, a, q, t.
You are the object of my preposition.
I’m no adjective; I would never want to modify you.