Girl, you must be a possessive pronoun because I think you're mine.
I don’t know how to spell beautiful. all I know is without u, it’s impossible.
I heard kissing is the language of love so...
Do you wanna start a conversation?
I may study semantics, but you're what gives my life meaning.
Do you like interjections? YES? NO! GOOD!
Can I call you "whom"? Because you're the object — of my affections.
Have you seen any linking verbs around here? Because you are my complement and I want to connect.
Can you do sign language?
I wish I knew how to sign because I don't think any spoken words can describe how beautiful you are.
Baby, I'm a dependent clause, and all I need is you.
Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be fine print.
I would never precede you with "which," baby, because you are essential to this clause.
There are approximately 1,010,300 words in the English language.
But I could never string together enough words to properly express how beautiful you are.
Are you a verb? Because you look a little tense, but I can put you in the mood.
With conjunctions, you and I can be together.
Do you wanna go to a restaurant?
You can't spell “menu” without me and u.
There are 21 letters in the alphabet right? Oh wait, I forgot u, r, a, q, t.
Without you, I feel like a fragment. Incomplete.
I know "Good Morning" in 5 different languages
Which do you want to hear tomorrow?
You don’t look like such a proper noun to me.
Is it hot in here or did you just use 'whom' correctly?
You are the object of my preposition.
Hey, so how do you spell your name?
OK, and how do you spell your number?
I know the difference between "less" and "fewer," but don't worry, you won't have to ask me for either of them.
If you were a sentence, I'd be the punctuation mark because I'd always follow you no matter what.
Girl, are you an adjective? Cause you should come first every day.
I wish I was a pronoun so I could be the direct object of your affection!
I would like to end this sentence with a proposition.
You're so amazing that I always use the partitive genitive when I talk about you.
I’m no adjective; I would never want to modify you.
It will be a habitual action for me to offer you a simple present.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put ‘U’ and ‘I’ together.
It’s a good thing I have my library card because I am totally checking you out.