Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Robin.
Robin who?
Robin you — hand over the cash!
Will you remember me in a minute?
Yes.
Will you remember me in a week?
Yes.
Will you remember me in a year?
Yes.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
You didn’t remember me!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Luke.
Luke who?
Luke through the the peep hole and find out.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Irish.
Irish who?
Irish you a nice day.
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Rabbit.
Rabbit who?
Rabbit up carefully, it's a present!
Knock Knock
Who's there
Four Eggs
Four Eggs who
Four Eggs ample!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Paris!
Paris who?
Paris the thought!
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in; it’s cold out here!
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Owls say.
Owls say who?
Yes, they do.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Iran!
Iran who?
Iran over here to tell you this!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Broccoli.
Broccoli who?
Broccoli doesn't have a last name, silly.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Greece!
Greece who?
Are Greece and oil the same thing?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Lee
Lee who?
Lee me alone - I've got a headache!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Irish!
Irish who?
Irish you a happy St. Patrick's Day!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ivor.
Ivor who?
Ivor you let me in or I`ll climb through the window.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Bruce
Bruce who?
I Bruce easily, don't hit me!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Needle.
Needle who?
Needle little money for the movies.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Cantaloupe!
Cantaloupe who?
Cantaloupe to Vegas, our parents would get mad.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Spain!
Spain who?
Spain to have to keep knocking on this door!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Robin.
Robin who?
Robin the piggy bank again.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Doris.
Doris who?
The Doris locked, why do you think I'm knocking?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Isabell.
Isabell who?
Is a bell working?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Butter
Butter who?
Butter be quick, I have to go to the bathroom!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Holly
Holly who?
Holly-days are here again!
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Spell.
Spell who?
W-H-O.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Icy.
Icy who?
You see me, do you need glasses or something?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Les
Les who?
Les go out for a picnic!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Amish!
Amish who?
You're not a shoe!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Arfur.
Arfur who?
Arfur got!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Europe
Europe who?
Europe early this morning!
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Honeybee.
Honeybee who?
Honeybee a dear and open the door, please.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Henrietta.
Henrietta who?
Henrietta worm that was in his apple.
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you going to answer the door?
Knock, Knock
Who’s there?
Glow!
Glow who?
Glow worm!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Adore.
Adore who?
Adore is between us. Open up!
Knock Knock Jokes
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Canoe.
Canoe who?
Canoe help me with my homework?
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
A little old lady.
A little old lady who?
I didn’t know you could yodel.
Knock, Knock
Who’s there?
Worm!
Worm who?
Worm to meet you!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Britney Spears
Britney Spears who?
Knock, knock - oops i did it again.
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Merry.
Merry who?
Merry Christmas!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Rome!
Rome who?
Rome is where the heart is!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Nana.
Nana who?
Nana your business.
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Nose.
Nose who?
I nose plenty more knock-knock jokes!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Ireland!
Ireland who?
Ireland you money, if you promise to pay me back.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Annie
Annie who?
Annie one you like!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Iva.
Iva who?
I’ve a sore hand from knocking!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Keith!
Keith who?
Keith me, my thweet preenth!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Fossil
Fossil who?
Fossil last time, open the door!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Frank
Frank who?
Frank you for being my friend!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Alfie
Alfie who?
Alfie terrible if you leave!