On a keyboard, nothing is under control.
Why did Karen press Ctrl-Shift-Esc on her keyboard?
Because she wanted to speak to the Task Manager!
A good workman doesn't blame his fools
\*tools.
Stupid keyboard.
Why did the keyboard not get any sleep?...
Because it has two shifts.
I was dating a keyboard but we had to break up...
...she just wasn't my type.
Got fired from my job at the keyboard factory. I couldn't keep the space clean.
What do you do if you spill maple syrup all over your keyboard?
Just turn off sticky keys.
What do you call a solar powered keyboard?
A photosynthesiser
I left my laptop outside on the picnic table, and when I came back, the keyboard was covered in ants...
...It took a while to herd them together but I finally got them all under control.
I just lost a key on my keyboard
Now its all out of control.
My keyboard is missing a key. I lost ctrl.
Which keyboard shortcut doesn't work if you're incontinent?
Ctrl-P
What key on the keyboard is truly out of this world?
The spacebar.
I'm not like other keyboards...
I'm qwerty
My wife told me she'll slam my head on the keyboard if I don't get off the computer.
I'm not too worried, I think she's jokinlkjhfakljn m,.nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf.
How do you type the word "Royalty" on a keyboard?
You start with the higher R key.
I just lost a key on my keyboard
Now its all out of control.
Playing the keyboard is...
my type of music.
My keyboard fell apart today.
I feel like I'm losing Ctrl of everything.
I always love pressing F5 on my keyboard.
It's so refreshing.
What do you call a gushing keyboard?
sqwerty