What type of blood does a keyboard have?
Typo.
My wireless keyboard isn't working
I guess I need to re-pair it.
Keep Your Friends Close, Your Utility Keys Closer.
I heard that starting next year, keyboards will no longer be sold with italics...
But it was a bold-faced lie.
I introduced my mouse to my keyboard today...
It was awkward at first, but then they just clicked.
If you used a keyboard with built-in speakers, you would be...?
Stereotyping.
Why did the keyboard not get any sleep?...
Because it has two shifts.
I came into the office early and switched as many M and N keys on keyboards as I could. Some might say I'm a monster...
But others will say nomster
I left my job at the keyboard factory today. To be honest, I had been looking for an Escape for a while.
Today my "O" button on my keyboard stopped working.
Maybe it was a sign I should've stopped o-ppressing the keyboard.
I for one
is something you might do if you had a broken keyboard
Why did Karen press Ctrl-Shift-Esc on her keyboard?
Because she wanted to speak to the Task Manager!
What do you do if you spill maple syrup all over your keyboard?
Just turn off sticky keys.
A good workman doesn't blame his fools
\*tools.
Stupid keyboard.
I took all the punctuation marks off of the judge's keyboard.
I expect a long sentence.
How many wipes does it take to clean a keyboard?
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Just can't get away from my broken keyboard. There's no escape.
Someone vandalized my keyboard leaving only 1 button.
Surprisingly, the police were more thorough in the investigation than I expected. They even asked to see my colon.
Did you hear about the guy who got fired from the Keyboard Factory?
He didn't put enough shifts in.
Why are boy keyboards scared of girl keyboards?
They don't want to get qwerties.
Did you hear about the keyboard that lost it's Period Key?
He was missing the point.
