I always love pressing F5 on my keyboard.
It's so refreshing.
Where do the keys on a keyboard go to have a good time
The spacebar.
I've got no home, I haven't got control, and I can't see any escape.
I should get a new keyboard.
I'm really obsessed with the F1 key on my keyboard. I'm trying to get help.
What do you call a solar powered keyboard?
A photosynthesiser
Did you hear about the keyboard that lost it's Period Key?
He was missing the point.
What type of blood does a keyboard have?
Typo.
Why are boy keyboards scared of girl keyboards?
They don't want to get qwerties.
What's one of the worst things you could come across while surfing the web?
Your keyboard.
If you used a keyboard with built-in speakers, you would be...?
Stereotyping.
What do you do if you spill maple syrup all over your keyboard?
Just turn off sticky keys.
Someone vandalized my keyboard leaving only 1 button.
Surprisingly, the police were more thorough in the investigation than I expected. They even asked to see my colon.
I was dating a keyboard but we had to break up...
...she just wasn't my type.
I heard that starting next year, keyboards will no longer be sold with italics...
But it was a bold-faced lie.
Why is the 7 key on the keyboard so afraid?
Because the & is near
On a keyboard, nothing is under control.
I for one
is something you might do if you had a broken keyboard
Why did Karen press Ctrl-Shift-Esc on her keyboard?
Because she wanted to speak to the Task Manager!
Got fired from my job at the keyboard factory. I couldn't keep the space clean.
Playing the keyboard is...
my type of music.
I asked the librarian for the new book on erectile dysfunction.
She typed on her keyboard and said "It's not coming up!"
I said "Yeah, that's the one!!"