How many wipes does it take to clean a keyboard?
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IF YOU GUYS SEE A LINK ON FACEBOOK THAT SAYS "GET A MILLION DOLLARS FOR FREE" DON'T CLICK ON IT.
IT IS A VIRUS THAT PUTS YOUR PHONE'S KEYBOARD ON CAPS LOCK.
Playing the keyboard is...
my type of music.
Did you hear about the guy who got fired from the Keyboard Factory?
He didn't put enough shifts in.
Which keyboard shortcut doesn't work if you're incontinent?
Ctrl-P
Why is the 7 key on the keyboard so afraid?
Because the & is near
Today my "O" button on my keyboard stopped working.
Maybe it was a sign I should've stopped o-ppressing the keyboard.
I asked the librarian for the new book on erectile dysfunction.
She typed on her keyboard and said "It's not coming up!"
I said "Yeah, that's the one!!"
My wireless keyboard isn't working
I guess I need to re-pair it.
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Edit*: sorry it seems as the CTRL button on my keyboard isn't working
What key on the keyboard is truly out of this world?
The spacebar.
I just lost a key on my keyboard
Now its all out of control.
Why did the keyboard not get any sleep?...
Because it has two shifts.
I left my laptop outside on the picnic table, and when I came back, the keyboard was covered in ants...
...It took a while to herd them together but I finally got them all under control.
I'm not like other keyboards...
I'm qwerty
On a keyboard, nothing is under control.
What's one of the worst things you could come across while surfing the web?
Your keyboard.
Just can't get away from my broken keyboard. There's no escape.
Why did Karen press Ctrl-Shift-Esc on her keyboard?
Because she wanted to speak to the Task Manager!
I always love pressing F5 on my keyboard.
It's so refreshing.
I came into the office early and switched as many M and N keys on keyboards as I could. Some might say I'm a monster...
But others will say nomster