I’m a hockey player; of course my stick is curved!
Can you tell your tendy to look the other way while I slip one?
You should see what I can do with ice.
I've been called a dirty player but lets just see how dirty we can get tonight.
Do you know what they say about hockey players? They can always find the opening!
If I said I'd like to score on you tonight would you think I was being too forward?
Girl, want to watch me play? I never miss the target.
Ever kiss a guy with no teeth?
How about we drop the gloves and go at it?
If you were a puck, I'd never shoot. Because I would always miss you.
I'd love to serve a 5 minute penalty in your box.
Do you have a jersey? Because I need your name and number.
Nice Skates... wanna puck?
I know you are a goalie but I hope you don’t stop me from scoring tonight.
I think you just tripped me, 'cause I just fell for you.
You know, less teeth means more tongue.
You heard right: I only take off this mask for two things. Eating.
My skate blade is not the only thing made of steel.
Football players get cheerleaders, but hockey players bring them home.
Ever kiss a guy with no teeth?
You sweep me off my feet!
I give roughing a whole new definition.
Nice Skates...Wanna Cross the Blue Line with Me?
What do you say you poke-check me real quick?
Life is better when we stick together.
Can I slip one past your goalie?
Date a hockey player, we always wear protection.
I promise I'm good for more than just a one-timer.
If I can't score, can I at least get an assist?
The ref better give me 2 for hooking, 'cause baby I'm hooked on you.
Do you play hockey? 'Cause I wouldn't mind poke-checking you.