Hockey Pick Up Lines

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Hockey Pick Up Lines

How about we drop the gloves and go at it?
What do you say you poke-check me real quick?
Girl, want to watch me play? I never miss the target.
Life is better when we stick together.
You know, less teeth means more tongue.
The ref better give me 2 for hooking, 'cause baby I'm hooked on you.
Ever kiss a guy with no teeth?
If you were a puck, I'd never shoot. Because I would always miss you.
I’m a hockey player; of course my stick is curved!
Nice Skates...Wanna Cross the Blue Line with Me?
Nice Skates... wanna puck?
I've been called a dirty player but lets just see how dirty we can get tonight.
I promise I'm good for more than just a one-timer.
I'd love to serve a 5 minute penalty in your box.
You sweep me off my feet!
Date a hockey player, we always wear protection.
My skate blade is not the only thing made of steel.
I know you are a goalie but I hope you don’t stop me from scoring tonight.
Can you tell your tendy to look the other way while I slip one?
I give roughing a whole new definition.
Ever kiss a guy with no teeth?
I think you just tripped me, 'cause I just fell for you.
If I can't score, can I at least get an assist?
Do you know what they say about hockey players? They can always find the opening!
Football players get cheerleaders, but hockey players bring them home.
Do you have a jersey? Because I need your name and number.
You heard right: I only take off this mask for two things. Eating.
Can I slip one past your goalie?
If I said I'd like to score on you tonight would you think I was being too forward?
You should see what I can do with ice.
Do you play hockey? 'Cause I wouldn't mind poke-checking you.