Hockey Pick Up Lines

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Hockey Pick Up Lines

Date a hockey player, we always wear protection.
If you were a puck, I'd never shoot. Because I would always miss you.
Do you know what they say about hockey players? They can always find the opening!
You should see what I can do with ice.
You know, less teeth means more tongue.
Do you play hockey? 'Cause I wouldn't mind poke-checking you.
Girl, want to watch me play? I never miss the target.
You heard right: I only take off this mask for two things. Eating.
I've been called a dirty player but lets just see how dirty we can get tonight.
What do you say you poke-check me real quick?
The ref better give me 2 for hooking, 'cause baby I'm hooked on you.
I’m a hockey player; of course my stick is curved!
I give roughing a whole new definition.
Football players get cheerleaders, but hockey players bring them home.
Can you tell your tendy to look the other way while I slip one?
I promise I'm good for more than just a one-timer.
I know you are a goalie but I hope you don’t stop me from scoring tonight.
I'd love to serve a 5 minute penalty in your box.
Can I slip one past your goalie?
Nice Skates... wanna puck?
You sweep me off my feet!
Nice Skates...Wanna Cross the Blue Line with Me?
My skate blade is not the only thing made of steel.
Life is better when we stick together.
Do you have a jersey? Because I need your name and number.
Ever kiss a guy with no teeth?
If I can't score, can I at least get an assist?
If I said I'd like to score on you tonight would you think I was being too forward?
How about we drop the gloves and go at it?
I think you just tripped me, 'cause I just fell for you.
Ever kiss a guy with no teeth?