The guy who invented the watch must have had a lot of time on his hands
Exasperated, I threw my hands up in the air and shouted at my wife, "I'm not a complete idiot!" She smiled at me and purred, "I know honey."
"Some parts are missing."
I caught the chef sticking his hand in the cooking pot. He looked at me and said...
"I was just feeling a little chili."
I punched my monitor and now my hand really hertz.
What kind of tree fits in your hand?
A palm tree!
Guy walks into a tailor shop to pick up his suit. The tailor hands him a jacket and pair of pants. The guy says “But I had a 3-piece suit.”
Tailor says “The vest is yet to come.”
A lady stormed off when I asked about her hand bag.
Maybe the question was to pursonal.
How many bones are in the human hand?
A handful of them.
Baking and Fire Safety can go hand-in-hand.
Stop, drop and roll
How does the Pope dry his hands?
He uses a Papal towel.