Grocery Store Pick Up Lines

Pick up more than groceries on your next trip to the supermarket!

Grocery Store Pick Up Lines

Mmm, these honey samples are so mouthwatering.
I hate oranges. Will you be my main squeeze?
I always like to keep my place stocked with coffee and breakfast food in case I don't wake up alone.
Have you ever seen a guy eat an entire can of pinto beans in under 10 seconds? Would you like to?
Can I help you carry your groceries to the car?
Funny meat-ing you here.
Not to be cheesy, but you’re looking really gouda.
Do you prefer organic or local? Because I’m both.
I don't work at this store, but may I be of assistance to you anyway?
I need a date; do you know where I could find one?
Reading a shopping list, eh? I see we're both fans of the classics.
I don't care *how* many items you've got, baby, I could check you out all day long!
I’m a man at a farmers' market. Of course, I’m a catch.
Can I wear your plaid flannel when I make you breakfast tomorrow morning?
Need a cart? No? How about a girlfriend?
How do you know when an avocado is ripe?
Do you know which aisle the edible underwear is in? Oh, wait, wrong store!
Did you ever notice that supermarket music is actually ideal for slow dancing with strangers?
It says right here that this frozen pizza is enough for two.
You: It's dangerous for you to be here in the frozen food section. Because you could melt all this stuff.