Gladiator Puns

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Gladiator Puns

What do you call the gladiator who only tackles other gladiators?
Wrestle Crow.
What do you call a Roman with a wet mustache and a smile?
Gladiator.
Have you heard the fast gladiator that was a tumor covered in dough?
He was a Roamin' Tumor Roll.
Why should you never mess with a Gladiator who knows his English literature?
First he'll bellowulf at you, then he'll shakespeare
Which was the largest Gladiator of them all?
Gluteus Maximus
What did Sparticus do to the cannibal who ate his nagging wife?
Nothing, he's gladiator.
What does a gladiator say when leaving after an intimate embrace with a woman?
Gladiator out
What do you call a Roman with hair in his teeth?
Gladiator.
What did the gladiator say when he was surrounded by nearly 100 men?
IC
What happened to the two gladiator olives?
They were pitted against each other
My Gladiator DVD stopped working...
Talk about an *epic* fail.
When the gladiators fought lions
it was always the mane event
What Did The Gladiator Do With The Glory-Hole?
He put his spear in it.
If your girlfriend/wife ever gets you a gladiator uniform, it's a pretty good sign.
She wants you to be more Roman-tic.
What do you call a happy aviator?
A gladiator
Hey, have you heard about....
A gladiator whose arms and legs been cut off in a fight? Well, I heard that he's been disarmed and defeated.