There’s an earthquake in my heart, and you’re the epicenter.
Hey baby, are you the Earth? Because all things are attracted to you...
Baby, you rock my world!
If you go out with me, I promise I won’t take you for granite.
You must be a fossil because I would love to date you.
I love all of your stratified layers!
Kiss me if I’m wrong, but trilobites still exist, right?
Sedimentary rock has got nothing on the many layers of your amazing personality.
Are you a volcano? Because I lava you so much!
Shouldn’t we be carbon dating right now? Let’s get on with it.
Looking at the sediment grain size scale, it looks like you’re finer than silt.
Lava is red and tsunamis are blue. If I had to choose a case study, I’d choose you.
The fact is your refractive index is greater than 2.42. That means you shine brighter than a diamond!
Are you a pile of dinosaur bones? Because I dig you!
Of all the rocks in the world, I’d pick you.
Are you a carbon sample? Because I want to date you.