Food Pick Up Lines

Use these hilarious food pick up lines to make him or her laugh.

Food Pick Up Lines

Your name must be Jelly... cuz jam don't shake like that.
Have you been eating Lucky Charms? Because you're looking magically delicious.
If you were a vegetable, you'd be a CUTE-cumber.
I froze some raspberries last summer. You're hot enough to defrost them.
If you shave your legs as well as that fennel, I can't wait to touch them.
Are you a pizza at a Chinese buffet? Because I want you, but can I trust you?
Let's Taco about love.
Can you put some hot sauce on my enchilada, I need some spice in my life.
Baby, you're so sweet you'd put Hershey's out of business!
Are you a doughnut? Because I find you a-dough-rable.
You look like a bowl of ice cream, I just want to spoon you.
Do you have raisins? How about a date?
I think we'd grow a great organic garden together.
I'll be Burger King and you be McDonald's. I'll have it my way, and you'll be lovin' it.
Were you born in a farm? You look a-maize-ing.
Are you into salads? Because I think I'm falling in lovage.
Baby, I am only tempted by two things: you and chocolate.
If you were a burger at McDonald's, you'd be named McStunning.
I'm just like a dumpling. I have fillings for you.
You make me feel a lot giddier like I have eaten a box of chocolate.
I cannot think of anything sweeter than chocolate than - oops! of course, there is you!
Are you powdered sugar? Because you're sweet, and fine!
You must be one spicy dish because you're making my heart burn.
Pies aren't the new cupcakes, baby. You are.
I think we're mint to be!
I wish I had some butter for them biscuits.
Are you sugar? Because I want you in everything I have.
Just so you know I have a ref full of chocolate, a couch and good films at my house.
I want you. I knead you.
You're like my favourite chocolate bar - half sweet and half nuts!
I have these chicken n_ggets. Now all I need is U!
Even my new stainless steel cookware set isn't as slick as you.
Your name must be Candy- cuz you look so sweet.
You must be a banana because I find you very a-peeling.
Do you know a bakery around? Because I would like to purchase a sweet like you.
You're so cute I could bottle you up in a mason jar.
Salami get this straight, you've stolen my heart.
Does your dad own a chocolate factory? Because you are as sweet as chocolate.
I think we'd make a cute pear.
I'd like to eat breakfast with you.
Can I invite you to dinner?
If I wrote a cookbook, you'd be the featured recipe.
We should get coffee sometime, because I like you a latte.
Are you Hershey's chocolate? Because I would like one kiss from you.
Do you know what rhymes with cucumber? Your number.
I like you cherry much.
Baby, you remind me of my spice cabinet - cuz you got a fine grind going on.
Baby, you light up my mood like the way chocolate can.
This coffee is too strong. How about a kiss because you are the only sugar I need.
Do you wanna Ketchup over beer?
How about we skip the hors d oeuvres and head straight for the digestif?