Food Pick Up Lines

Use these hilarious food pick up lines to make him or her laugh.

Food Pick Up Lines

Do you know what rhymes with cucumber? Your number.
I want you more then an ice-cream on a hot summer day.
How hot does your gas oven get?
We should get coffee sometime, because I like you a latte.
Do you wanna Ketchup over beer?
Are you a cherry? Because I want to pick you up.
Did you have sugar? Because you got a sweet smile.
Are you a fruit? Cause honeydew you know how fine you look right now?
You remind me of cheese... I want you on everything!
If I wrote a cookbook, you'd be the featured recipe.
You're as intoxicating as home distilled liquor.
You're like my favourite chocolate bar - half sweet and half nuts!
Baby if you were a burger at McDonalds you would be a McGorgeous.
Donut take this the wrong way, but I just want to sprinkle you with sugar and spice.
I only wanted a week's supply of sweets instead I got a lifetime supply because I got you.
I like you cherry much.
Baby, you're so sweet you'd put Hershey's out of business!
You must put a lot of spices in your food because you look smoking hot.
Do you have raisins? How about a date?
I'd love to see you s'more.
Your name must be Coca Cola, because you're so-da-licious.
Baby, if you were a fruit you'd be a Fineapple.
I'm just like a dumpling. I have fillings for you.
I'd like to eat breakfast with you.
Can I invite you to dinner?
If you were a burger at McDonald's, you'd be named McStunning.
Baby, you remind me of my spice cabinet - cuz you got a fine grind going on.
You remind me of milk - cuz you're doin' my body good.
You're the macaroni to my cheese.
Can you put some hot sauce on my enchilada, I need some spice in my life.
Is your name chocolate, because you make my seratonin levels rise and give me a sense of pleasure.
Even my new stainless steel cookware set isn't as slick as you.
Don't add honey to your tea. You are already sweet enough!
You've stolen a pizza my heart.
I think we'd make a cute pear.
You're like my favorite candy bar, half sweet, half nuts.
Are you Hershey's chocolate? Because I would like one kiss from you.
You must be peanut butter because you're making my legs feel like jelly.
Love me till ice cream.
I'll be Burger King and you be McDonald's. I'll have it my way, and you'll be lovin' it.
Baby, you light up my mood like the way chocolate can.
I feel the rush upon eating chocolate whenever I hold your hand.
Do you know a bakery around? Because I would like to purchase a sweet like you.
I think we're mint to be!
Do you want some raisin? How about some jam to go with it.
I wish I had some butter for them biscuits.
Will you let me be the avocado in your turkey sandwich?
You look like you could use some hot chocolate... Well, here I am!
Pies aren't the new cupcakes, baby. You are.
You must be one spicy dish because you're making my heart burn.
Your name must be Candy- cuz you look so sweet.