Food Pick Up Lines

Use these hilarious food pick up lines to make him or her laugh.

Food Pick Up Lines

You remind me of milk - cuz you're doin' my body good.
You're like my drug - when I'm with you, I feel Absinthe-minded.
You remind me of cheese... I want you on everything!
Baby, if you were a fruit you'd be a Fineapple.
Girl, are you fries? Because I would like you at my side.
Just so you know I have a ref full of chocolate, a couch and good films at my house.
Lettuce go on a long drive.
Are you into salads? Because I think I'm falling in lovage.
Do you have any Sriracha sauce? Cause you fire me up!
Baby, I am only tempted by two things: you and chocolate.
You're the macaroni to my cheese.
You're so cute I could bottle you up in a mason jar.
Baby, you remind me of my spice cabinet - cuz you got a fine grind going on.
I have these chicken n_ggets. Now all I need is U!
I don't think there's anything hotter than chocolate but hey! There you are in front of me.
I'm local, all natural, homemade and certified organic: wanna taste?
I feel the rush upon eating chocolate whenever I hold your hand.
I want you more then an ice-cream on a hot summer day.
I do not want anything fancy just you and a whole bowl of chocolate ice cream.
You're spicier than Sriracha.
I just want to take you out to brunch and shower you with quiches.
Your name must be Jelly... cuz jam don't shake like that.
Salami get this straight, you've stolen my heart.
This coffee is too strong. How about a kiss because you are the only sugar I need.
You're like milk, I want to make you a part of my complete breakfast.
I think we'd grow a great organic garden together.
Love me till ice cream.
Baby, I would trade the entire candy bar in the world for you.
If you shave your legs as well as that fennel, I can't wait to touch them.
Do you like strawberries or blueberries? - Cuz I need to know what pancakes to make you in the morning.
Are you a fruit? Cause honeydew you know how fine you look right now?
You look like a bowl of ice cream, I just want to spoon you.
Why do I want raisins when you are my only grape? Let's have some wine.
You must put a lot of spices in your food because you look smoking hot.
Are you a doughnut? Because I find you a-dough-rable.
I think you're barbe-cute.
Here's a raisin. Sorry if it is not enough but I can give you a date on Saturday.
Babe can I get a cookie that tastes like you?
I have only two weaknesses resisting chocolate and resisting you.
You've stolen a pizza my heart.
Do you like hot foods
If so, you definitely are what you eat.
You looking at me is making me turn as red as that roasted beet salad.
I wish I had some butter for them biscuits.
Pies aren't the new cupcakes, baby. You are.
Are you sugar? Because I want you in everything I have.
Were you born in a farm? You look a-maize-ing.
You're like my favourite chocolate bar - half sweet and half nuts!
Whenever I look at you I see something more desirable than chocolate.
Let's Taco about love.
I'd love to see you s'more.