Food Pick Up Lines

Use these hilarious food pick up lines to make him or her laugh.

Food Pick Up Lines

Here's a raisin. Sorry if it is not enough but I can give you a date on Saturday.
There are two types of people in this world: People who love chocolate and people who love you. And I don't love chocolate.
Do you have raisins? How about a date?
You must be a banana because I find you very a-peeling.
I cannot think of anything sweeter than chocolate than - oops! of course, there is you!
Baby, I would trade the entire candy bar in the world for you.
Are you a fruit? Cause honeydew you know how fine you look right now?
I think you're barbe-cute.
You're as intoxicating as home distilled liquor.
I don't think there's anything hotter than chocolate but hey! There you are in front of me.
Are you sugar? Because I just had sweet dreams about you.
Do you know what rhymes with cucumber? Your number.
Were you born in a farm? You look a-maize-ing.
If I wrote a cookbook, you'd be the featured recipe.
We should get coffee sometime, because I like you a latte.
Are you Hershey's chocolate? Because I would like one kiss from you.
I know we just met, but will you marinade me?
You're like my favorite candy bar, half sweet, half nuts.
How hot does your gas oven get?
Have you been eating Lucky Charms? Because you're looking magically delicious.
You leave me Wonton more.
Baby if you were a burger at McDonalds you would be a McGorgeous.
I only wanted a week's supply of sweets instead I got a lifetime supply because I got you.
You're spicier than Sriracha.
You're like milk, I want to make you a part of my complete breakfast.
This may be cheesy, but I think you're grate.
You looking at me is making me turn as red as that roasted beet salad.
I want you. I knead you.
I want you more then an ice-cream on a hot summer day.
Why do I want raisins when you are my only grape? Let's have some wine.
Are you a pizza at a Chinese buffet? Because I want you, but can I trust you?
Is your name chocolate, because you make my seratonin levels rise and give me a sense of pleasure.
You're like my favourite chocolate bar - half sweet and half nuts!
Ouch! You are giving me a good kind of toothache just because of your sweetness.
You must be peanut butter because you're making my legs feel like jelly.
You are my butter-half!
Just so you know I have a ref full of chocolate, a couch and good films at my house.
You remind me of milk - cuz you're doin' my body good.
Will you let me be the avocado in your turkey sandwich?
Baby, you light up my mood like the way chocolate can.
I do not want anything fancy just you and a whole bowl of chocolate ice cream.
Salami get this straight, you've stolen my heart.
You make my heart skip a beet.
Are you made of grapes? Because you are fine as wine!
Don't add honey to your tea. You are already sweet enough!
Baby, you remind me of my spice cabinet - cuz you got a fine grind going on.
Baby, if you were a fruit you'd be a Fineapple.
Are you a doughnut? Because I find you a-dough-rable.
Do you know a bakery around? Because I would like to purchase a sweet like you.
You've stolen a pizza my heart.