I need an Imodium because I can't hold in my love for you.
Girl, you're so expensive, my insurance is requiring prior authorization before our first date.
Is your name flecainide? Because you just made my heart skip a beat.
Are you an Advil? Cause I'd like to take you every 2-4 hours.
Can I bother you for an aspirin tablet? Just looking at you from across the room is giving me heart-related pains.
I think you are suffering from a lack of Vitamin Me.
Babe, you are the only brand I desire and I want no substitution.
Do you have an inhaler? You took my breath away.
All this lidocaine and I still have feelings for you.
Baby, I'm like efavirenz. I can decrease your odds of nightmares, but you still may have strong vivid dreams about me — a very common side effect.
Are you a box of BD pen needles? Because you are ultra-fine.
Even Pepcid AC can’t stop my heart from burning for you.
Do you breathe oxygen? We have so much in common.
Can I take your temperature? You’re looking hot today.
You're like an SSRI. It only makes sense when you are with me.
I'm like acetaminophen. I'll make sure all your pains go away when we're together.
Baby, there ain't no placebo for what I can give you.
You're so pharma-cute-ical!
You’re so pharma-cute-ical!
Excuse me, I think you dropped something: My jaw.
Is it me or is there an interaction between us?
Not sure what my creatinine clearance is, but I just can't get you out of my system.
Side effects may include infatuation, racing heart, and lowered inhibitions.
Propranolol is red, digoxin is blue. My heart skips a beat when I see you.
Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
Are you a pharmacist? Because I am a patient and I heard you are patient lovers.
You must be regulated by the FDA because you treat, cure, and prevent my broken heart.
Girl, you must be norepinephrine because you make my heart race.
