Drugstore Pick Up Lines

These hilarious pick up lines are no placebo, so use them wisely!

Drugstore Pick Up Lines

Are you a pharmacist? Because I am a patient and I heard you are patient lovers.
You're like an SSRI. It only makes sense when you are with me.
Not sure what my creatinine clearance is, but I just can't get you out of my system.
Are you an Advil? Cause I'd like to take you every 2-4 hours.
Excuse me, I think you dropped something: My jaw.
I think you are suffering from a lack of Vitamin Me.
Do you have an inhaler? You took my breath away.
Baby, I'm like efavirenz. I can decrease your odds of nightmares, but you still may have strong vivid dreams about me — a very common side effect.
Even Pepcid AC can’t stop my heart from burning for you.
You’re so pharma-cute-ical!
You're so pharma-cute-ical!
Can I take your temperature? You’re looking hot today.
Propranolol is red, digoxin is blue. My heart skips a beat when I see you.
Is it me or is there an interaction between us?
You must be regulated by the FDA because you treat, cure, and prevent my broken heart.
Do you breathe oxygen? We have so much in common.
Girl, you must be norepinephrine because you make my heart race.
Babe, you are the only brand I desire and I want no substitution.
All this lidocaine and I still have feelings for you.
Can I bother you for an aspirin tablet? Just looking at you from across the room is giving me heart-related pains.
Are you a box of BD pen needles? Because you are ultra-fine.
Is your name flecainide? Because you just made my heart skip a beat.
Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
Baby, there ain't no placebo for what I can give you.
I'm like acetaminophen. I'll make sure all your pains go away when we're together.
Side effects may include infatuation, racing heart, and lowered inhibitions.
I need an Imodium because I can't hold in my love for you.
Girl, you're so expensive, my insurance is requiring prior authorization before our first date.