“I love road trips. You get into this Zen rhythm; throw the sense of time out the window.”
– Miriam Toews
“Driving at night is about communicating with lights.”
— Lukhman Pambra
“A road trip is a way for the whole family to spend time together and annoy each other in interesting new places.”
– Tom Lichtenheld
“When a man opens a car door for his wife, it’s either a new car or a new wife.”
– Prince Philip
“Never have more children than you have car windows.”
– Erma Bombeck
“It’s my car now, but as soon as it’s fixed, it’ll be my daughter’s again.”
– Jeff Stahler
“Road Trips: Because they’re cheaper than therapy.”
"I don't run a car, have never run a car. I could say that this is because I have this extremely tender environmentalist conscience, but the fact is I hate driving."
- David Attenborough
“Roadtripophobia (n.) The fear of not having any road trips currently booked.“
"Driving is a spectacular form of amnesia. Everything is to be discovered, everything to be obliterated."
– Jean Baudrillard
“Aerodynamics are for people who can’t build engines.”
– Enzo Ferrari
“I had to stop driving my car for a while… the tires got dizzy.”
— Stephen Wright
"Stop worrying about the potholes in the road and enjoy the journey."
– Babs Hoffman
"You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive."
“Americans will put up with anything provided it doesn’t block traffic.”
– Dan Rather
"Low self-esteem is like driving through life with your hand-brake on."
- Maxwell Maltz
“Nascar would be so much more entertaining if they threw banana peels and turtle shells.”