“Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?”
– George Carlin
“Because the greatest part of a road trip isn’t arriving at your destination. It’s all the wild stuff that happens along the way.”
– Emma Chase
"I don't run a car, have never run a car. I could say that this is because I have this extremely tender environmentalist conscience, but the fact is I hate driving."
- David Attenborough
“Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves.”
— Albert Einstein
“That’s why I love road trips, dude. It’s like doing something without actually doing anything.”
– John Green
“It’s my car now, but as soon as it’s fixed, it’ll be my daughter’s again.”
– Jeff Stahler
“To attract men, I wear a perfume called ‘New Car Interior.'”
– Rita Rudner
“Road Trips: Because they’re cheaper than therapy.”
"Love may be the best driving wheel, but anger is a pretty good second."
– Steven Tyler
“Roadtripophobia (n.) The fear of not having any road trips currently booked.“
“The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion, economic status, or ethnic background, is that, deep down inside, we all believe that we are above-average drivers.”
– Dave Barry
"Like all bad drivers, he thought he was the best driver in the world."
- Rebecca West
“You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said 'Parking Fine'.”
― Tommy Cooper
"Driving fast on the track does not scare me. What scares me is when I drive on the highway I get passed by some idiot who thinks he is Fangio."
– Juan Manuel Fangio
“Nascar would be so much more entertaining if they threw banana peels and turtle shells.”
"People that insist upon drinking and driving, are putting the quart before the hearse."
– Gilbert K. Chesterton
“A car’s weakest part is the nut holding the steering wheel.”