“I had to stop driving my car for a while… the tires got dizzy.”
— Stephen Wright
"Stop worrying about the potholes in the road and enjoy the journey."
– Babs Hoffman
“Nascar would be so much more entertaining if they threw banana peels and turtle shells.”
“To attract men, I wear a perfume called ‘New Car Interior.'”
– Rita Rudner
"I don't run a car, have never run a car. I could say that this is because I have this extremely tender environmentalist conscience, but the fact is I hate driving."
- David Attenborough
"Love may be the best driving wheel, but anger is a pretty good second."
– Steven Tyler
“If you don’t like how I drive, get off the sidewalk.”
“Money may not buy happiness, but I’d rather cry in a Jaguar than on a bus.”
– Francoise Sagan
“Road Trips: Because they’re cheaper than therapy.”
“A tourist is a fellow who drives thousands of miles so he can be photographed standing in front of his car.”
– Emile Ganest
“Americans will put up with anything provided it doesn’t block traffic.”
– Dan Rather
“Never underestimate the therapeutic power of driving and listening to very loud music.”
“Patience is something you admire in the driver behind you and scorn in the one ahead.”
— Mac McCleary
“You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said 'Parking Fine'.”
― Tommy Cooper
“Straight roads are for fast cars, turns are for fast drivers.”
— Colin McRae
“Aerodynamics are for people who can’t build engines.”
– Enzo Ferrari
“The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion, economic status, or ethnic background, is that, deep down inside, we all believe that we are above-average drivers.”
– Dave Barry