You have the nicest syntax I've ever seen.
Are you Google? Because you have everything I’m searching for.
Every function without you will always be void of love.
You're hotter than a data center!
You are my semicolon; always present in everything I do.
If you were a dynamically allocated variable in a C++ program, you'd create a leak. Because I'd never delete you from my life.
I need more than 140 characters to tell you how beautiful you are.
Are you a keyboard? Because you're my type!
If I was an operating system, your process would have top priority.
If I freeze, it's not a computer virus. I was just stunned by your beauty.
Is your Wi-Fi on because I can feel a very strong connection with you?
Are you an exception? I bet I can catch you.
Baby, you make all my binary search trees balance.
You are my loop condition. I keep coming back to you.
I think my heart just lagged.
You are one well-defined function!