What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?
A ferrous wheel.
You know what's cool about chemistry?
Endothermic reactions.
Books on helium are so hard to put down.
What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?
CSI.
Why couldn't the alpha helix say the alphabet?
Because it broke up every time it got to L-amino P.
What kind of fruit did Avogadro eat in the summer?
Water-mole-ns
What kind of test do chemistry students like best?
Mole-tiple choice
How rich is Avogadro?
He's a multi-mole-ionaire.
Why does Avogadro like Cindy Crawford?
She's his favorite super-mole-dle (and she has a mole).
What did one mole say to the other?
We have great chemistry together.
How would you describe a stinky chemist?
Mole-odorous
What does Avogadro put in his hot chocolate?
Marsh-mole-ows
Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?
"HeHe."
What do you call an acid with attitude?
A meano-acid.
I'm fascinated by water's gas form.
It mist-ifies me.
It's getting hard to zinc of new science puns because so many of them argon.
I keep making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon.
What do doctors do to injured elements? They helium.
Why don't they galvanize ships?
Because that would make them zinc.
What are mammoles?
Four-legged ani-moles
An instructor in chemical warfare asked soldiers in his class: "Anyone knows the formula for water?"
"Sure. That's easy," said one man.
"What is it?"
"H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O."
"What, what?" reasked the instructor.
"H to O," explained the chemistry expert.
Why did the acid go to the gym?
It wanted to become a buffer solution.
If Iron Man and the Silver Surfer teamed up together, would they be alloys?
What did the generous mole say when people crashed his party?
The mole the merrier
Funny chemistry puns always get a good reaction.
I am out of chemistry jokes. I should zinc of a new one.
The optimist sees the glass half full.
The pessimist sees the glass half empty.
The chemist see the glass completely full, half in the liquid state and half in the vapor state.
A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner.
"Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"
The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice? H2O cubed.
Wanna hear a pun about gold? AU!
A chemistry lab is like a big party.
Some drop the acid while others drop the base.