If you were an element you'd be francium because you're the most attractive.
Let’s show Potassium and water that the two of us can make a more energetic reaction together than them!
Do you know why Uranium is my favorite element on the periodic table of elements? That’s because I love U!
You breathe oxygen too? We have so much in common!
I want to stick to you like cyanoacrylate.
I would tell you more chemistry pick-up lines, but all the good ones Argon!
I want to stick to you like glucose.
You're hotter than sulfuric acid and sugar and you smell twice as sweet.
Your Ph factor must be 14 because you’re the most basic need in my life right now.
Are you sure we haven’t had a class together before? I could have sworn that we had chemistry together.
To me, you’re just like hydrogen because you’re number 1!
Scientists have recently discovered a rare new element called Beautium. It looks like you are made of it.
When I see you, I feel like I am going to reach my melting point.
You must be copper because I could really CU ending up with me.
You must be copper because I always cu in my dreams.
Do you want to share some valence electrons? This way, we can have a stable relationship.
Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you are Cu-Te.
By any chance, is your atomic number 11? Well, it’s because you are sodium fine!
You are beryllium, gold, and titanium all rolled into one. Simply BeAuTi-ful.
In my own version of the periodic table of elements, the number one element is U.
Are you made of fluorine, iodine, and neon? ‘Cause you are F-I-Ne.
Your body must be made of oxygen and neon because you are the ONe.
Do you want to be my lab partner? I think we could have some great chemistry together.
Are you a compound of beryllium and barium? Because you’re a total BaBe.
I am a chemist. Want to get together and see the reaction?
Roses are red. Bromothymol is blue. My love for you doesn’t have an endpoint.
The two of us go perfectly together like hydrogen and oxygen.
Permit me to restructure the periodic table of elements and I would place U and I together.
You are like an electron and I am like a proton. And they say that opposites attract.
You are the HCl to my NaOH. With our sweet love, we could make an ocean together.
You must be chlorine cause you are polarizing my bond.
My name? It's Bond. Covalent Bond.
Wow, you're undeniably exothermic! I bet you get that reaction a lot.
You are photon quanta to my valence electron because you excite me to a higher energy level.
Can you tell me the oxidation state of this atom? If you can’t, then you can tell me your phone number instead?
I wish your name was Avogadro because then I would already know your number.