What bone does a dog not eat?
A trombone.
What happens when you shatter your funny bone?
You crack up.
What did the skeleton say to the French soldier? Bone Jaw
What are the two most profane bones in the human body?
The blasfemurs.
How many bones are in the human hand?
A handful of them.
How heavy are your bones?
They are scale-a-ton.
Recently, my friend had his ankle bone crack.
I told him he shouldn't be so broken up over it.
The sound of my bones really cracks me up.
What’s the least honest bone in the body?
The fibula.
What do you call two spine bones that are friends?
Vertebros.
I find bone puns very
Humerus.
Dogs can't see your bones.
But catscan.
Someone said, "sticks and stones may break my bones but words will never hurt me."
So I through a dictionary at them.
What do you call a fake bone?
A faux-knee.
My family visited a rude psychic, with degenerative bone disease, who insisted all of us had bad breath.
She was a super callous fragile mystic expecting halitosis.
What do you call a dog that likes to dig up bones?
A barkeologist.
Why do youngsters like pelvic bones so much?
Because they're hip.
I boiled a funny bone once.
It turned into a laughing stock.
I took my dog's bone away from him.
She was fur-rious.
I went skiing with broken bones.
I can't afford real skis.