What do you call doctors who make vaccines for the flu?
Flu-Fighters.
With all the talk of the pandemic and vaccines recently, I decided to consult a micro-biologist.
I thought they'd be smaller.
Did you hear about the famous microbiologist who traveled in thirty different countries and learned to speak six languages? He was a man of many cultures.
What did the Endoplasmic Reticulum say to the Golgi. I like your body, and the Golgi said it's complex.
If this new covid vaccine works...
...It'll be a real shot in the arm for 2021.
What type of flowers does everybody have? two-lips.
I don't think I need a spine.
It's holding me back.
Dolly Parton partially funded Moderna's COVID Vaccine.
It comes in two very large dosey-doses.
Biology - It grows on you.
What is blood's message to the world? B POSITIVE.
What did the male stamen say to the female pistil? "I like your style."
Serotonin and Dopamine: Technically, the only things you enjoy.
Don’t expect to hear yourself urinate after taking the Pfizer vaccine.
I had a doctor tell me the P was silent.
Hey why Are The Viruses All Gone? Cause They "flu" AWAY.
What do you call the leader of a biology gang?
The Nucleboss.
Why do anti vaxxers hate vaccine jokes?
They never get them.
There's now a vaccine to make you better at geometry.
It's called Pythagorean Serum.
Why did the Russian vaccine cross the road?
To get to the other side effects.
How did the herpetologist know he would be married soon? He caught the garter snake.
Why was the scuba diver failing Biology? Because he was below "C" level.
My wife asked, “If someone’s body just isn’t fighting the virus, would getting the vaccine help?”
I told her I think it’s worth a shot.
If Russia wants to be the first country to produce a vaccine ...
... Then Soviet.
What does a biologist wear when they're going out?
Designer genes.
My vaccine dad joke failed.
But it was worth a shot.
I heard the government is going to put chips inside people with Covid vaccines...
I hope I get Doritos.
Hey kids! I went back in time and formed a British 80s pop group called The Vaccine!
And now The Cure is no longer necessary!
I have faith in Pfizer and its Covid vaccine, because they also make Viagra.
If Pfizer can raise the dead, it can save the living.
How do you identify a bald eagle? All his feathers are combed over to one side.