My vaccine dad joke failed.
But it was worth a shot.
Two red blood cells met and fell in love, but alas, it was all in vein.
Heard Russia has the vaccine to Coronavirus. I'm probably not Putin that into my body.
I can't imagine the stress put on the workers in trying to figure out the newest flu vaccine...
It probably puts a strain on the staff.
What did the male stamen say to the female pistil? "I like your style."
How did the herpetologist know he would be married soon? He caught the garter snake.
Whats The Most tiniest Virus Ever? "smallpox".
I heard the government is going to put chips inside people with Covid vaccines...
I hope I get Doritos.
I heard Frozen University is banning anyone who got the COVID vaccine from returning for the spring quarter
I guess if you get vaccinated you won’t be headed to the ICU.
I hear there's a new COVID-19 vaccine delivered via an audio interface as music.
It is hoped that this will lead to heard immunity.
What do you call doctors who make vaccines for the flu?
Flu-Fighters.
Serotonin and Dopamine: Technically, the only things you enjoy.
How do you know your dehydrated? You can hear your red blood cells crenating.
I don't think I need a spine.
It's holding me back.
What did Russian do after they made the vaccine ?
They Put-in.
Biology - It grows on you.
Hey why Are The Viruses All Gone? Cause They "flu" AWAY.
What does a biologist wear when they're going out?
Designer genes.
What is blood's message to the world? B POSITIVE.
What is the reproductive area in South America? Spermatagonia.
Where do hippos go to university? Hippocampus.
What did the femur say to the patella? I kneed you.
My wife asked, “If someone’s body just isn’t fighting the virus, would getting the vaccine help?”
I told her I think it’s worth a shot.
What was the biologist wearing on his first date with a hot chick? Designer jeans.
Working on lab science animals is a real rat race.
Bacteria is the only culture some people have.
I have faith in Pfizer and its Covid vaccine, because they also make Viagra.
If Pfizer can raise the dead, it can save the living.
What do you call the leader of a biology gang?
The Nucleboss.
