A mime in my town was arrested yesterday after he broke his left arm in a bar fight.
He still has the right to remain silent.
What has four legs and an arm?
A happy pitbull.
Did you hear about the poker player who lost his arm and got a prosthetic replacement?
He’s finding it hard to deal with.
Sigmund Freud used to always wear a piece of jewelry on his wrist...
It was an id bracelet.
A fly fell down out of nowhere on my wrist
It died on my watch.
What do you call two guys with no arms and no legs and hang on the wall?
Curt 'n Rod.
Asked my son what his favourite thing about Popeye was.
He said, "Forearms."
I said, "No, he only has two."
A mime in our town was arrested yesterday after he got into a bar fight and broke his left arm.
He still has the right to remain silent.
The Genie granted my wish for longer arms, but he warned me My wish would have far reaching consequences.
I’m directing a play about a boy who broke his arm.
You should see the cast.
I had to give an impromptu speech on a piece of cloth that encircles the wrist...
I spoke off the cuff on the cuff.
I'd give me right arm to be ambidextrous!
I'm going to get the numbers 1 through 30 tattooed up my arm.
That way people can always count on me.
What do you call a t-shirt with cut off arms?
An amputee.
No! You can't force me to shave my forearms!
I have a right to bear arms!
A person without arms and a knife in their mouth is still technically armed,
but only to the teeth.
A man walks into a bar with a chunk of asphalt under his arm.
He goes up to the bartender and says "A drink please and another for the road."
Started reading a book called “The Pirate’s Wrist”
I’m hooked.
It's better to amputate at the shoulder,
Its twice as much work to cut off forearms.
I lost my wrist watch somewhere near my house.
Now it’s the neighborhood watch.
My wrists hurt whenever I drive to work with my co-workers and we go through a tunnel.
I think it's carpool tunnel syndrome.
Have you heard of the story about the campanologist without arms?
Doesn't ring a bell.
Today, my arm got pinned between my wife's chest and the chair.
It was booby trapped.
What do you call a toddler running towards their mother with arms high up in the air?
A quick pick-me-up.
I'm glad I have my 2nd Amendment right to bear arms.
Otherwise, I'd have been amputated at birth.
Doctor Doctor I've broken my arm in four places.
Docter: Well stop going to those 4 places then!
What do you call a group of arms?
An army.
I just found out that my son got a tattoo of spades, diamonds, hearts, and clubs on his arm.
I might have to deal with him later.
Cutting my arms was the best descision I've ever made
Hands down.
I know a guy who had both arms amputated from elbow to shoulder.
He is always serious and never humerus.
Girlfriend was working on the motorcycle with me the other day...
She exclaimed "God! This is ridiculous. I need, like, four arms to do this!".
To which I replied "but honey, you DO have forearms!"