4th of July Pick Up Lines

Some real patriotic, 100% American pick up lines

4th of July Pick Up Lines

Baby, you're a firework.
Are you a firework?! Because your lighting up my eyes.
I don't normally like girls who wear red coats. But, for you I'll make an exception.
Your smile is brighter than the fireworks on the 4th of July.
They can prohibit my alcohol, you intoxicate me enough.
No taxation without representation! But, there is a kiss tax. Strictly enforced and right on the lips.
You might not be America’s Most Wanted, but you’re at the top of my Watch List.
You're like fireworks: smokin' hot, fun, and radiant.
You be Yankee Doodle, I'll be the pony.
I'm arresting you for breaking the 8th amendment because you...are excessively fine!
If you can tell me the difference between Flag Day and the 4th of July, I will buy you a drink.
I just went to a fireworks shop and asked for their biggest bomb. They gave me a picture of you
If you ask me if I love you I'll have to plead the 5th. Don't want to incriminate myself.
You are more beautiful then all the fireworks tonight.
Are you the 4th of July? 'Cause I'm feeling fireworks between us.
On a scale of one to America, how free are you tonight?
I'm glad there's freedom of religion because I worship you.
You must have been born in Pearl Harbor, because baby you da bomb.
You read, white, and blew my mind.
Girl, you're so beautiful. I'd cross the Delaware River to be with you.
Sir William Howe... are you doing?
You're by far the prettiest girl here. The 'Liberty bell' of the ball.
I have a great relationship with my mother… land.
Baby, I didn't buy any fireworks this year, because you're the only one who lights up my sky.
I know Benjamin Franklin.
You might not be America, but I found a whole new world with you.
"The pursuit of happiness" means it's cool to hit on you, right?
Baby, you remind me of the constitution, because you look like a national treasure.
I'm a man without a country. Can I be a citizen of you?
Tonight I will be exercising my freedom of assembly… outside your bedroom window.
I'd start a revolution for your number.
Yo girl are you the 29th state added to America?
Because Iowanna be with anybody else
Because of my rights related to eminent domain, you have to compensate me for stealing my heart.