No taxation without representation! But, there is a kiss tax. Strictly enforced and right on the lips.
I know Benjamin Franklin.
You're by far the prettiest girl here. The 'Liberty bell' of the ball.
"The pursuit of happiness" means it's cool to hit on you, right?
I just went to a fireworks shop and asked for their biggest bomb. They gave me a picture of you
I'm glad there's freedom of religion because I worship you.
On a scale of one to America, how free are you tonight?
You be Yankee Doodle, I'll be the pony.
I'd start a revolution for your number.
You might not be America, but I found a whole new world with you.
Sir William Howe... are you doing?
I'm arresting you for breaking the 8th amendment because you...are excessively fine!
If you ask me if I love you I'll have to plead the 5th. Don't want to incriminate myself.
Baby, you remind me of the constitution, because you look like a national treasure.
They can prohibit my alcohol, you intoxicate me enough.
Are you a firework?! Because your lighting up my eyes.
Baby, I didn't buy any fireworks this year, because you're the only one who lights up my sky.
You must have been born in Pearl Harbor, because baby you da bomb.
Girl, you're so beautiful. I'd cross the Delaware River to be with you.
Are you the 4th of July? 'Cause I'm feeling fireworks between us.
If you can tell me the difference between Flag Day and the 4th of July, I will buy you a drink.
You are more beautiful then all the fireworks tonight.
Yo girl are you the 29th state added to America?
Because Iowanna be with anybody else
I have a great relationship with my mother… land.
I'm a man without a country. Can I be a citizen of you?
I don't normally like girls who wear red coats. But, for you I'll make an exception.
You're like fireworks: smokin' hot, fun, and radiant.
You read, white, and blew my mind.
You might not be America’s Most Wanted, but you’re at the top of my Watch List.
Your smile is brighter than the fireworks on the 4th of July.
Tonight I will be exercising my freedom of assembly… outside your bedroom window.
Baby, you're a firework.
Because of my rights related to eminent domain, you have to compensate me for stealing my heart.
