No taxation without representation! But, there is a kiss tax. Strictly enforced and right on the lips.
You be Yankee Doodle, I'll be the pony.
I don't normally like girls who wear red coats. But, for you I'll make an exception.
Your smile is brighter than the fireworks on the 4th of July.
You might not be America’s Most Wanted, but you’re at the top of my Watch List.
Are you a firework?! Because your lighting up my eyes.
You must have been born in Pearl Harbor, because baby you da bomb.
I know Benjamin Franklin.
If you ask me if I love you I'll have to plead the 5th. Don't want to incriminate myself.
I'd start a revolution for your number.
Baby, you remind me of the constitution, because you look like a national treasure.
You're like fireworks: smokin' hot, fun, and radiant.
Baby, I didn't buy any fireworks this year, because you're the only one who lights up my sky.
Tonight I will be exercising my freedom of assembly… outside your bedroom window.
They can prohibit my alcohol, you intoxicate me enough.
You're by far the prettiest girl here. The 'Liberty bell' of the ball.
Are you the 4th of July? 'Cause I'm feeling fireworks between us.
Because of my rights related to eminent domain, you have to compensate me for stealing my heart.
Girl, you're so beautiful. I'd cross the Delaware River to be with you.
I'm arresting you for breaking the 8th amendment because you...are excessively fine!
I have a great relationship with my mother… land.
On a scale of one to America, how free are you tonight?
You read, white, and blew my mind.
I'm a man without a country. Can I be a citizen of you?
I'm glad there's freedom of religion because I worship you.
If you can tell me the difference between Flag Day and the 4th of July, I will buy you a drink.
"The pursuit of happiness" means it's cool to hit on you, right?
Sir William Howe... are you doing?
I just went to a fireworks shop and asked for their biggest bomb. They gave me a picture of you
Yo girl are you the 29th state added to America?
Because Iowanna be with anybody else
Baby, you're a firework.
You are more beautiful then all the fireworks tonight.
You might not be America, but I found a whole new world with you.