Wheat Jokes

Bread Puns

"Scone be a lot of fun. Wheat love for you to join us."

Did you hear about the bread party? It’s scone be a lot of fun, and wheat love for you to join us.

Garden Quotes

"What did the carrot say to the wheat?
Lettuce rest, I'm feeling beet."
- Shel Silverstein

Canadian Pick Up Lines

You know what they say, wheat fields are made for sowing.