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Thanksgiving Pick Up Lines
Thanksgiving is over… Want to watch Christmas movies and chill?
My entire family keeps asking why I’m still single. Want to help me change that?
Want to break the wishbone? I’m wishing for a date with you.
Halloween Pick Up Lines
I want to ask you out, but I’ve got butterflies in my stomach. And worms. And maggots…
I like your wart, want to see a few of mine?
I don’t want your candy, what I really want is your number.
Clothes Pick Up Lines
Take off your shirt, I want to be closer to your heart.
They say this stuff makes clothes really soft. Want to come over and have a feel?
Christian Pick Up Lines
I'll be home for Christmas—and I want you to come with me.
Can I take a picture of you, so I can show Santa exactly what I want for Christmas?
Are you tinsel? Because I want you all over my tree.
Are you Christmas? Because I want to Merry you.
4th of July Pick Up Lines
If you ask me if I love you I'll have to plead the 5th. Don't want to incriminate myself.
Funny Groucho Marx Quotes
"And I want to thank you for all the enjoyment you've taken out of it."
"I sent the club a wire stating, 'Please accept my resignation. I don't want to belong to any club that will accept me as a member.'"