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Unable Jokes

History Puns
Why did George Washington have sleeping problems? Because he is unable to lie.
Onion Puns
Onions are unable to store water inside them because there is always a leek.
Utensils Puns
Someone stole my cutlery set, but we were unable to identify the thief
It was stainless steel.
Funny Parenting Quotes
"It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawnmower, snowblower, or vacuum cleaner." – Ben Bergor
Crocodile Puns
Did you hear about the crocodile who was unable to mate?
He had a reptile dysfunction.