Tumor Jokes

Gladiator Puns

Have you heard the fast gladiator that was a tumor covered in dough?
He was a Roamin' Tumor Roll.

Pun Puns

I've already heard seven cancer puns today.
If I hear tumor it's gonna benign.

Colonoscopy Short Jokes

My father had a colonoscopy.
Turns out he had colon cancer so he had to have surgery to remove the tumor. Now he has a semi-colon.

Brain Puns

My hypochondriac brother just told me he thinks he's got a brain tumor.
I told him not to worry, it's probably all in his head.