Trap Jokes

How do you trap a drum kit?
Use a snare
I walked into my sister's room and tripped on a bra... It was a booby trap.
Scientists have genetically modified a Venus Fly Trap to have the skin of a cactus
They say its bark is worse than its bite.
My wife: Oh look, here's instructions on building a carpenter bee trap.

Me: Shouldn't they be able to do that themselves?
I just caught a walking pear tree...
In my Pear Ent trap.