Texts Jokes

Roses are red,
I have a phone,
Nobody texts me,
Forever Alone.
Roses are red
I have a phone
Nobody texts me
Forever Alone.
A mom texts, "Hi! Son, what does IDK, LY, & TTYL mean?" He texts back, "I Don't Know, Love You, & Talk To You Later." The mom texts him, "It's ok, don't worry about it. I'll ask your sister, love you too."
Books are my kind of texts.
I love analyzing texts, but you haven't sent me any.