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Strings Jokes

Guitar Puns
Why can't guitars have fun with friends with benefits?
Because without strings attached they just can't play...
Tennis Puns
I really hate these strings. I can feel it in my gut.
Movie Pick Up Lines
"You give me premature ventricular contractions. You make my heart skip a beat."
- Natalie Portman, No Strings Attached (2011)
Violin Puns
The ad said "Free Violin", but there were strings attached...
Silent Violin for Sale
No strings attached.
What’s the difference between a violin and a fiddle?
One has strings and the other has strangs.
Volleyball Puns
Why did the volleyball player have ropes and shoe strings? They wanted to tie the score.
Physics Puns
A physics student ask his teacher: "Can you point me to someone who can teach me a way in which quantum mechanics can be united with general relativity?"
The teacher answers: "Let me see if I can pull some strings for you."
Music Pick Up Lines
Do you play the guitar? Because you can touch strings of my heart