My collection of Swiss watches was stolen in Spain.
Adios Omegas.
I was joking with my mailman, and said I had a package to ship to Spain.... to Parcelona...
He didn't laugh though. The key to a joke like that is the delivery.
What do you call a rental car in Spain?
A Barceloaner.
I went to Spain to attend the Running of the Bulls, but when I arrived, there was nothing there but cows with fake horns attached.
I was in shambles.
How do you leave any building in Spain?
You "follow salida lida lida..."
What do you call a hangover when you're alone in Spain?
Barf-a-lona.
How come there are no automatic cars in Spain?
They’re all Manuel.
I visited Spain and couldn't stop looking at the architecture
It was very Moorish.
Vasco de Balboa told the Queen of Spain, “I discovered a large body of water on my journey.”
She said, “Could you be a little more pacific?”
So in my trip to Spain i got attacked by a bull.
Oh man that's spainful.
In Spain, you should not develop a program beyond 2.0.
Because that would be over dos.
What do you call someone from Spain who lives near the Portuguese border?
Span-ish.
How does Mr. Bean introduce himself in Spain?
Soy Bean.
Where to Bees go to party in Spain?
Ibiza.