Shit Jokes

Chuck Norris Jokes

Chuck Norris' dog is trained to pick up his own poop because Chuck Norris will not take shit from anyone.

Corona Virus Jokes

Why are people buying so much toilet paper because of the corona virus?
Because when one person sneezes, 100 people shit themselves.

Funny Break Up Lines

It’s a good thing we’re bad at puzzles because there is no way we’re putting this shit back together.

Hey babe, how about I plan a romantic weekend get away, and while I’m gone you can pack your shit and GTFO?