Satellite Jokes

What do you call a meal from the moon?
A satellite dish.
Every so often, I like to go to the window, look up, and smile for a satellite picture.
The satellite went into the orbit, right on January 1st, causing a New Year’s revolution.
I listenend to the football game on the radio. It was being broadcast on a catholic satellite radio station.
So I tirned to my dad and said, "That's weird. Football isn't even that religious of a sport!"
My dad replied, "Nope. Lacrosse is!"