Roses are red, pizza sauce is too,
I ordered a large one, I’m not sharing with you.
Roses are red, and violets are blue,
Your spaghetti is overcooked, it sticks like glue.
Roses are red, I’m not wearing a suit,
Carrots are not vegetables, they are actually fruit.
Roses are red, violets are blue,
White wine costs less than a dinner for two.
Bagels and baguettes
Bap or fried bake,
The fruits of the flour
are easy to make
Chollah, chapatti,
Cinnamon bun.
These global delights,
make eating such fun.
Filled with Caribbean sweet meat
like Guava jam,
Scottish smoked salmon;
Or Danish roast ham.
Add a fresh fruit salad,
Some sparkling wine,
A candle, red roses and
you’re ready to dine.
(Joanna Davis)