Remain Jokes

Quotes

“Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt.”
Abraham Lincoln

Pumpkin Puns

When it comes to seasonal drinks, more and more are converting to the church of pumpkin spice,
but I choose to remain eggnogstic.

Bowling Puns

The beauty with bowling is that you can get three strikes, but you still remain in the game.

Basketball Puns

The team’s star basketball player decided to remain at home the entire weekend. He didn’t want to be called out for travelling.

Basketball players manage to remain cool even during tough matches because they stay closer to the fans.

Arm Puns

A mime in our town was arrested yesterday after he got into a bar fight and broke his left arm.
He still has the right to remain silent.

A mime in my town was arrested yesterday after he broke his left arm in a bar fight.
He still has the right to remain silent.