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Reflect Jokes

To Each Their Own Car...
Three guys are talking in a bar one day. They start talking about how their cars reflect their careers. The first guy says, "I'm a pimp and so I drive a cheap Escort." The second guy says, "I'm a herpetologist and so I drive a Dodge Viper." The third guy says, "I'm a proctologist, and I drive a brown Probe."
Romantic Pick Up Lines
Your earrings are the mirrors which reflect the moonlight into your eyes.
Drum Puns
I re-skinned my drums with the skin my faithful steed Chestnut. I want people to reflect on the emotional connection between man and beast through the art of drum solos.
But my wife says I'm just beating a dead horse.
Clothes Pick Up Lines
Your earrings are the mirrors that reflect the moonlight into your eyes.