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Reflect Jokes

To Each Their Own Car...
Three guys are talking in a bar one day. They start talking about how their cars reflect their careers. The first guy says, "I'm a pimp and so I drive a cheap Escort." The second guy says, "I'm a herpetologist and so I drive a Dodge Viper." The third guy says, "I'm a proctologist, and I drive a brown Probe."
Romantic Pick Up Lines
Your earrings are the mirrors which reflect the moonlight into your eyes.
Clothes Pick Up Lines
Your earrings are the mirrors that reflect the moonlight into your eyes.
Drum Puns
I re-skinned my drums with the skin my faithful steed Chestnut. I want people to reflect on the emotional connection between man and beast through the art of drum solos.
But my wife says I'm just beating a dead horse.