Records Jokes

Is Spotify down? Well the music in my house is now up. Wanna come by and listen to records?
A young man had just returned home from culinary school and was telling his family about everything he had learned.
"The most interesting thing I learned was about the French Fry", he told them.
"Combing through historical records, we found that it was not first fried in France!"
His family was astounded, and asked where it was fried originally.

"In Grease, of course."
I've got a Victrola in my bedroom. Want to listen to my Sinatra records together? We could slow dance
Chuck Norris has a diary. It's called the Guinness Book of World Records.