Programmers Jokes

Computer Puns

How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
None because it's a hardware issue.

Hardcore programmers will agree that neither of them would use AC because they all prefer to open windows.

Computer Jokes

How do two programmers make money?
One writes viruses, the other anti-viruses.

Algorithm.
Word used by programmers when they don't want to explain what they did.